Austin Holman

adding to the dumpster fire that is Twitter. plz don’t cancel me while I’m still poor :/

[Austin Holman @austinRholman]

The force awakens.

[Austin Holman @austinRholman]

Nothing is funnier than ripping a fart in public and then blaming it on someone else.

[Star Wars Stuff @starwarstufff]

BREAKING: #Ahsoka will premiere on Disney+ on August 23!

[Austin Holman @austinRholman]

Kathleen Kennedy is truly a cancer cell that lays within the #Starwars universe. And the universe desperately needs chemotherapy

[Austin Holman @austinRholman]

Yooo remember when shredder bumped his head and thought he was a teenage mutant ninja turtle? Anyway the nord pipeline explosion was really orchestrated by the CIA given out by the Biden administration.

[Austin Holman @austinRholman]

#TheLastOfUs is truly one of the greatest story’s ever told.

[brian redban @redban]

RIP MICHAEL LEHRER ❤️

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

We have to teach young boys that true strength is about vulnerability. Understanding what they're feeling, learning to express how they feel, and how to process those emotions.

[Annie Lederman @annielederman]

I just took a dump so big I want to travel back in time, transition into a 19 year old boy, and join a frat just so I can text a pic of it to a group chat that will truly appreciate it.

[Austin Holman @austinRholman]

#NewProfilePic

[Austin Holman @austinRholman]

Sometimes I feel like a Jeff Lebowski urban achiever.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

It was for this?

[Austin Holman @austinRholman]

Why do so many villains in movies drink milk?

[Star Wars Holocron @sw_holocron]

Both Obi-Wan Kenobi and Jedi: Survivor are set in 9 BBY 👀

[Star Wars Holocron @sw_holocron]

March 2023 is going to be crazy

[mark normand @marknorm]

Britney Spears dad should be in charge of Kanye

[Star Wars @starwars]

As long as we fight, hope survives. Experience the next chapter in Cal Kestis’ story. #StarWarsJediSurvivor is available March 17th.

Learn more: https://t.co/wwdcp7iMwE

[Austin Holman @austinRholman]

The Secret Life of Walter Mitty HAS to be one of my all time favorite movies.