austin

Currently trying to reinvent the wheel

[Dutch @Dutchisbacklol]

@austin_0002 Streets respect Austin

[austin @austin_0002]

@victoriaa7546 Not sure what’s happening I feel like it’s a lot of bots but I can’t tell

[austin @austin_0002]

@victoriaa7546 They find me

[austin @austin_0002]

My best material comes when I just make stuff up about Ryan

[austin @austin_0002]

Haha no I actually gave myself this receding hairline. Makes it way easier to buy drinks, don’t even need to use my fake ID anymore. Cool right? Where are you going?

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Saw a man's penis at the urinal. @AMCTheatres

[austin @austin_0002]

Gym newbies always make the same mistakes when starting to work out. Here’s something you can do to instantly LEVEL UP your workouts 👇👇

-Lick your fingers every time you touch gym equipment

[austin @austin_0002]

There’s a bunch of restaurants by the place where I send Depop packages out so every time I sell something I get food which is negating any money I make but in my head they’re two independent pools of money so it’s okay

[austin @austin_0002]

Comfortably the worst book cover I’ve seen in my entire life

[austin @austin_0002]

@cammusso

[austin @austin_0002]

Excited to announce I just got accepted to Harvard to complete my NBA

[austin @austin_0002]

@ryan87875 @beth Wait I was joking but didn’t fully read it, meatball sub with avocado is genuinely heinous

[austin @austin_0002]

@ryan87875 @beth The law of equivalent exchange

[austin @austin_0002]

Just got a high school graduation gift from my aunt 🔥

[austin @austin_0002]

@ryan87875 Just a bit of Saturday evening fun

[austin @austin_0002]

I’m genuinely gonna hear Ode to the Mets live in less than a month