Austin Blevins

Follow me if you want a timeline with 90% Sports, 6% .gif subtweets, and 4% rhetorical questions.

[Austin Blevins @austin_blev]

Btw, to the front desk clerk at the Holiday Inn in Raleigh, NC - please send John Tortorella’s garments to…

1550 S. Pavilion Center Dr.
Las Vegas, NV 89135

Thanks🫡

[Austin Blevins @austin_blev]

IS THIS HAPPENING!? 👀🚨🏆

[Austin Blevins @austin_blev]

Matt Olson simply adding to his MVP season resume 📝😏

[Austin Blevins @austin_blev]

Cool but what’s the buyout?

[On3 @On3]

NEW: Arizona head basketball coach Tommy Lloyd has agreed to a new contract, he announced.

https://t.co/8FJqTH1hFr

[Austin Blevins @austin_blev]

Happy Trial of Seven Day to all who celebrate ⚔️

[Austin Blevins @austin_blev]

Go Cats. Go Heels. Love this!

[On3 @On3]

BREAKING: Western Carolina transfer QB Taron Dickens has signed with North Carolina, @PeteNakos reports🐏

Dickens passed for 3,508 yards, 38 touchdowns and 2 interceptions this season.

https://t.co/9HOeSbalmT

[Austin Blevins @austin_blev]

MY BIG IDEA 💡👀..

@PostMalone Halftime Show. Field split into 3 stages.

White Iverson
Wow
Congratulations ft Quavo

I Had Some Help ft M. Wallen
Pour Me A Drink ft B. Shelton
Dial Drunk ft N. Kahan

War Pigs
Rooster ft Alice in Chains
Smells Like Teen Spirit ft D. Grohl

[Austin Blevins @austin_blev]

If I’m the @steelers , I would tear my rotator cuff trying to grab the phone and call Sean McDermott.

[Austin Blevins @austin_blev]

The Bills went 17 years without a playoff appearance.

McDermott takes over and gets them in the playoffs 8 of 9 years, with 8 playoff wins. He was a coin toss away from being in the Super Bowl in 2022.

McDermott is an exceptional coach. The grass isn’t always greener, Buffalo.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Bills fired HC Sean McDermott, per source.

[Austin Blevins @austin_blev]

When are the Dodgers signing LeBron, Messi, and Taylor Swift? Seems evident.

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

BREAKING: Star outfielder Kyle Tucker and the Los Angeles Dodgers are in agreement on a free agent contract, sources tell ESPN.

[Austin Blevins @austin_blev]

Just go sell insurance or something already, my guy. 🤷‍♂️

[On3 @On3]

NEW: Georgia State QB TJ Finley plans to enter the NCAA transfer portal, @PeteNakos reports.

The former LSU, Auburn, Texas State, Western Kentucky and Tulane QB is filing an NCAA waiver for a seventh year of eligibility.

https://t.co/Y97Cv6aM49

[Austin Blevins @austin_blev]

Here to remind you that Derrick Brown is one of the most underrated players in the National Football League. Carry on.

[Austin Blevins @austin_blev]

🎱 he’s different

[Hayes Fawcett @Hayesfawcett3]

BREAKING: Four-Star Safety Jakob Weatherspoon has Flipped his Commitment from Ohio State to North Carolina, he tells me for @rivals

The 6’0 180 S from Avon, OH had been Committed to the Buckeyes since January

“SCO Tar Heels”

https://t.co/ithgf5qBjl

[Austin Blevins @austin_blev]

Mom: “Tacos are ready.”

Me:

[Moon Piece @0MoonPiece]

This robot being tested in China runs frighteningly well 😬

[Austin Blevins @austin_blev]

Fell asleep on the bean bag and had the craziest dream that dook blew it… woke up and… well… you know the rest.

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Veteran Craig Kimbrel’s minor league deal with the Atlanta Braves will pay him $2 million in the major leagues, a source tells ESPN. Kimbrel is expected to ramp up for a few weeks and, if all goes according to plan, join the Braves’ big league bullpen. @Ken_Rosenthal on the news.

[Austin Blevins @austin_blev]

The year is 2029. The defending World Series Champion Atlanta Braves are led by a one-two punch of Spencer Strider & rookie Didier Fuentes, along with a newly extended three time NL MVP, Ronald Acuña Jr. All is right in the world.

[MLB Pipeline @MLBPipeline]

19-year-old @Braves prospect Didier Fuentes claims the #SpringBreakout strikeout lead in dominant fashion 💎

3 IP | 1 H | 0 R | 0 BB | 7 K

[Austin Blevins @austin_blev]

NFL Offseason starting to heat up 👀🍿