austin perez

🌴CCTX🌴 ~FIJI ALUM~ MATTRESSFIRM

[MC_Enthusiast @Laserpig_Utopia]

"Bring me the Chipotle's burrito-bowls bonds . . No, no, I want to know the orders in *each* one"

"No income . . . $47,032 past due, extra queso on every order . . . what is happening?"

[whiproute 🇵🇸 @whiproute]

Mark Andrews with the game on the line

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Caleb Williams vs. Jayden Daniels tonight:

Caleb:
- 10/24
- 172 Total Yards
- 0 Touchdowns

Jayden:
- 21/38
- 378 Total Yards
- 1 Touchdown

It's clear who the #1 rookie is in the NFL.

[Fantasy Footballers @TheFFBallers]

CeeDee Lamb making my fantasy comeback possible.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME COMMANDERS WIN ON A HAIL MARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NFL on CBS 🏈 @NFLonCBS]

Derrick Henry ranks this season

NFL Rank
Rushes 1st
Rush Yards 1st
Rush TD 1st
Yards per Rush 1st
Rush 1st Downs 1st
Longest Rush 1st
Scrimmage Yds 1st
Scrimmage TD 1st

oh ok

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

This is objectively the truth

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Sir, a second Miller Lite has hit his system

[Frank Porterhouse Jr. @Footpaul88]

BREAKING TRADE🚨: The New York Jets are sending Wr Mike Williams and EDGE Hassan Reddick to Costco, in exchange for the Chicken Bake and Double Chunk Choocolate Cookie

[Isaac Romig @IsaacRomig1]

Holy

[ESPN @espn]

A NEW MUSIC CITY MIRACLE!

VANDY STUNS NO. 1 ALABAMA FOR ITS FIRST TOP-5 WIN IN SCHOOL HISTORY 🔥

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

“Yeah I basically won already, I’m up 42 points and they only have Josh Allen left…”

Josh Allen:

[3 @Dwight3Times]

They said Diddy the first nigga in history to get hit with a FRICO 😭😭

[Akash @YZR_Fantasy]

The MVP race is heating up

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

12 punts so far this season for Da Bears

[College Football Report @CFBReport]

NORTHERN ILLINOIS DOES THE UNTHINKABLE, THEY STUN #5 NOTRE DAME IN SOUTH BEND 😱

THE BIGGEST UPSET WE’VE SEEN IN YEARS

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Me after drafting Kyle Pitts AGAIN this year:

[ETHOS @DevEthos]

They called American Fries Now