Austin Abrams

Cooking, running, cats, videogames, pizza, @Waymo

[Austin Abrams @austinabrams]

@brianwilt @Waymo How dare you imply that I'm a nerd

Anyway here's a gif of me running every street in Redwood City in 2023

[Austin Abrams @austinabrams]

@daylenyang Super cool! A few weekends ago I wrote a solver to find the optimal BART speedrun solution to see if I could beat the Guiness World Record, but it seems like it's already pretty well optimized.

[Austin Abrams @austinabrams]

@jjricks_ it sounds like a cat rolling around on a xylophone 😂

[Austin Abrams @austinabrams]

@ShannelOfficial Best show in Vegas! My wife and I had a great time on Sunday 😁

[Austin Abrams @austinabrams]

@dropout This is wild considering the PlayStation Paramount Plus app:
- says I have -13 seconds left of ads to watch
- forces you to rewatch ads if you start an episode halfway through, because it...
- ...will log you out of the entire Internet if you so much as look at the circle button

[Austin Abrams @austinabrams]

@docmilanfar "oh, I've got a slide on that coming up"

(there will be no slide that comes remotely close)

[Austin Abrams @austinabrams]

When I first starting playing on @chesscom's app, I thought Flip Board was some kind of @soren_iverson joke to defiantly resign the game.

[Austin Abrams @austinabrams]

@FreyaHolmer If you used binary inches you could sell it as an American construction planner. They use 1/2", 1/4", 1/8" all over the place.

[Austin Abrams @austinabrams]

@brianwilt You even used WaymoGreen and WaymoBlue. I have to respect the commitment

[Austin Abrams @austinabrams]

Hosting capabilities:

Texts: I'll keep literally everything you've ever sent or received for the last 20 years
Email: Gimme that precious data
Every social media: Never stop giving me photos and videos, I want them all

Voicemail: I can keep like 7 of em and they're all spam

[Austin Abrams @austinabrams]

Yeah that works if you don't require the first leg to be 1. The tweet doesn't have that in its definition though some other sources do.

https://t.co/C2IFkQ8s3p

[Austin Abrams @austinabrams]

@hgggrA @terry_033 @fermatslibrary The side-lengths have to be consecutive, so simply (say) doubling every edge length would miss all of the intermediate odd side-lengths.

[Austin Abrams @austinabrams]

@tekbog Everybody told me everything I'd ever do in rust would be memory safe. But within 10 minutes of the first tutorial I was able to make a trivial array-out-of-range error compile. I don't hate it but IMO its claims are overhyped

[Austin Abrams @austinabrams]

@bowerbi89605633 @Waymo Phoenix doesn't need an invite, just download the app and go

[Austin Abrams @austinabrams]

@samreich @MarissaHigh What a fantastic, wholesome, hilarious, dumb-in-the-best-way concept. It was great.

[Austin Abrams @austinabrams]

@massim0g @liketocodev Taiji should be in there too! Very Witness-like

[Austin Abrams @austinabrams]

@Jonathan_Blow Otherwise it's been great so far!

[Austin Abrams @austinabrams]

@Jonathan_Blow FYI, I just got a major performance dip in "Elevator Action". Lots of frame drops and crackly audio. Playing on Switch. Game version 1.3.0, Switch version 18.0.1, playing undocked. Been playing continuously since the start, probably about two hours in.

[Austin Abrams @austinabrams]

@brianwilt the real hero is the random Googler from the sidewalk we convinced to take this picture

[Austin Abrams @austinabrams]

@SantaClaraPower @SantaClaraPower your website is making it hard to give you money. This time, the website loads but seems to have no idea who I am, even though my username and password have not changed. I just wanna pay my bill!

[Austin Abrams @austinabrams]

@SantaClaraPower I'm trying to login to my account but https://t.co/bDpk49cA0k is not loading for me