Austin & Ally Quotes

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Austin: "Hey, I will always stay by your side forever, cause we're better together."
Ally: "That was sweet."

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Dez: "We blossomed into beautiful, manly butterflies."

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"Austin: Hey, Ally!
Dez: Oh, you got us pizza?
Ally: No, this box is empty. Like my life."

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"Trish: Ugh! What is that smell?
Ally: Old pizza and dead dreams."

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Ally: "Fine, I'll have ice cream in a cone."
Trish: "Ooh, that only comes in a cup."

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Lester (crying): "Joanna was going to pick up the tab but she left without paying."

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Ally: "For my birthday, he [Lester] took me to a lost and found and told me to pick out whatever I wanted."

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Mikey: "You really need to work on your upper body strength."
Ally: "Hey, I can do three push-ups!"

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Dez: "So if Ally's dad and Mikey's mom get married, what does that make me?"
Trish: "Still a ding-dong."
Dez: "Cool, just checking."

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Trish: "Your family shares a toothbrush?!"
Dez: "Yours doesn't?"

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Trish: "And then, she'll become your stepmom, and Mikey will become-"
Dez: (gasps) "The wedding videographer!"

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Dez: "Aww, I was a total ding-dong yesterday and I didn't get anything."

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Ally: "I can't have the first thing I say to my dad's new girlfriend be 'your kid is a nightmare!'"
Dez: "Can it be the SECOND thing?"

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Austin: "Everyone knows you're the mean one."
Ally [laughs]: What?
Austin: "See, now you're yelling for no reason."

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Herman: "I'm usually really great at not getting upset but now, I'm having a hard time. " (forced laugh)

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Trish: "Where is the little brat?"
Dez: "He's up in the practice room. Most likely breaking something...or someone."

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Ally: "What does a fartbucket even look like?"
Mikey: "You, hahaha!"

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Mikey: "Here's a concept, you're a fartbucket!"

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Dez: "Your dad is secretly dating...a giraffe?!"

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Dez [to Ally]: "Just because she's totally gorgeous and Austin's the most lovable person on earth, doesn't mean they're gonna hit it off!"

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Dez: "Please don't make me invite my Aunt Edna! She's no fun since she got out of prison."