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《MUFC》《FOOTBALLKE》《TUSKERFC》

[Paris Saint-Germain @PSG_English]

Gabriel fires over. CHAMPIONS!

PSG : 🟢🟢🔴🟢🟢
ARS : 🟢🔴🟢🟢🔴

#PSGARS 1️⃣-1️⃣ I #UCL

[LEE🖤, THE AREWA GIRL @lynn_jatau]

She’s a false rape accuser and a misandrist.

[🧛🏽‍♀️ @almahreign]

“Watu wa Nairobi” really had everyone on chokehold with kukujiwa na EasyCoach shule during highschool.Whole time wanaenda Kayole ama Kariobangi South.

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Middle class Nairobi huanga buried in loans na wanakuanga one salary away from ghetto life

[Eric @amerix]

“When the world pushes you to your knees, you are in the perfect position to pray. ”

— Rumi

[Eric @amerix]

I have some advice for young men newly employed,

When you get employed:

• Be grateful to God, your parents, your mentors and your boss for this opportunity

• Work hard

• Respect your employer

• Adhere to your employer's rules and protocols

• Embrace the mission and vision of the employer

However, if working for your employer becomes unbearable due to other reasons,

• Quit respectfully

• Follow the procedures of quitting as written in your contract or employment letter

• Return your employer's resources in your custody

• Handover politely and thank your employer for giving you an opportunity

• Leave with a clean conscience

Don't be chaotic, abusive and contemptuous on your way out.

Don't think you are smarter than your employer.

The employer you are disrespecting gave you a livelihood when you were seeking a footing and direction.

The employer may not have paid you to your satisfaction, but be polite.

Don't go bad mouthing your employer, speaking nastily, and broadcasting your foul mouth while disclosing what is considered private policies, programs, products or services of your former workplace.

Leave courteously.

This way, you open room for better opportunities, newer networks and better leverage.

Don't be a rude employee. Other employers will fear giving you opportunities in the future because they don't trust you.

Be courteous when you close the door behind you, the universe will be kind to you on your way out.

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

My brother once told me “hakuna kazi ngumu iko na pesa” and I agree more day by day.

[✊🏿 @mutwiriiii]

As a broke dude who ain't easy in the eyes of huns sinanga noma ngeus akinifanyia madharau, i take it gracefully like a real gutted nigga because i deserve it juu i'm pretty sure niki make it i will stunt on hoes who looked down on me. Itakuwa mbaya haha

[ヤ @MatekoBenzaX]

Gay people rely on straight people to produce more gay people

[KIPRONO @Onorpik]

The art of nyama choma is quickly getting lost in Kenya, all we get nowadays is boiled meat passed over the grill for a few minutes. 💔💔

[Ⓝⓖ'ⓞⓡⓞⓡⓘⓔⓣ🐐🇰🇪 @baroswahjr]

“My son burned about two dormitories and is currently serving a jail term that I personally supported because he had to face the consequences of his actions,” Wafula Buke.

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

You MUST by all means develop a strong opinion of yourself so you don't end up internalizing the beliefs others have of you.

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

I killed entitlement a long time ago, nobody owes me shit

[Kusti 🅿️ushin @kustippp]

Twitter women really think niggas will stop fucking 23 year olds because it upsets them LOL

[AUSTOO™ @AustinAustoo]

Mayai moja 17, mbili 35 but tatu si 50??😅

[Dami’ Adenuga @DAMIADENUGA]

No be everything you see online you go copy 😂

[AUSTOO™ @AustinAustoo]

@gabrieloguda Rest.
You'll be fvcking with the next government as well.

[Somoina Kapeen @SomoinaKapeen]

Mpatane..mjengane..muinuiane…sio kukulana kila saa

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🇫🇷 🇸🇳 🇵🇹 @kafangi]

World Cup hainanga attachment issues, country yako ikitolewa unaenda kwa ingine very fast.

[Kipkalya Kones @MrKipkalya]

Once in a while, Ruto visits Kenya to announce new taxes, then proceeds with his world tour.

Incompetent at birth.