Austin “You Know It” Erwin

Not a person, but I resemble one anatomically. Lord of Two Trees. Master of Science. Buddhist, ASD-having, Punk Commie. #BLM #LGBTQrights #FreePalestine

[Austin “You Know It” Erwin @AustinCErwin1]

“Do you think God stays in Heaven because He too lives in fear of what He has created?”

[Austin “You Know It” Erwin @AustinCErwin1]

It’s an Albany expression…

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Regional names for “hamburger” across the United States

[Austin “You Know It” Erwin @AustinCErwin1]

@chesscom @Chinchillazllla @elonmusk Bro stop ratioing him so much or he’s gonna cry and call his techies to fuck with the algorithm again…

[Austin “You Know It” Erwin @AustinCErwin1]

@That_One_Guy006 @dizzy_pear_ @LEZB0B0MB Tbf I think I heard Johnny say this at least once…

[Austin “You Know It” Erwin @AustinCErwin1]

@angelaramblings “You know what I’m gonna say right?”
“More Yoshi n—“
“MORE YOSHI NOISES”

[Austin “You Know It” Erwin @AustinCErwin1]

@d3zydration That it doesn’t.

[Austin “You Know It” Erwin @AustinCErwin1]

@joe_applebrook These jokes are easy and obvious and I haven’t seen one I haven’t laughed at

[Austin “You Know It” Erwin @AustinCErwin1]

@OOCCouchGags The Scorpio one really got me…

[Austin “You Know It” Erwin @AustinCErwin1]

@rothschildmd Lmao I was wondering why there was no Nixon or LBJ…

[Brett Meiselas @BMeiselas]

this is the craziest argument against universal health care i have ever heard

[Austin “You Know It” Erwin @AustinCErwin1]

@JamiePricefield @BDEgameowners @infernoman64 This isn’t perfect but it vaguely describes what’s going on

[Austin “You Know It” Erwin @AustinCErwin1]

@JamiePricefield @BDEgameowners @infernoman64 As long as this card is on your side of the field, it cannot switch to atk mode and gains 4000 atk and 1000 def

[Austin “You Know It” Erwin @AustinCErwin1]

@ParagonDeku @Strife212 @wildstwawberry Oh I see you meant to stack *after* the spite my b didn’t think of that!

[Austin “You Know It” Erwin @AustinCErwin1]

@matpolloy 🤯

[Austin “You Know It” Erwin @AustinCErwin1]

This is definitely the kind of letter you write to a boss and NOT the kind of letter you’d find in the unopened drawer of a 16th century common woman who was in a torrid affair with a “man of station.”

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

yeah this seems like a totally normal woman who should definitely be top advisor to the most powerful man alive

[Austin “You Know It” Erwin @AustinCErwin1]

@byaliceyin Imagine if they got clowned on at MU (Mesopotamia University) 4000 years ago when they were alive too. That person would’ve felt bad, then thought “it’s not like this one mistake is what I’ll be remembered for”. Only for said homework flub to be on permanent display 4k years on…

[JDRandom - RandomWhiteGuy @TheReelRandom]

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