Austin

#UF18

[Austin @austinclark2014]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 19 Apr 2012 (via @twi_age).

[Austin @austinclark2014]

This did not age well…

[Austin @austinclark2014]

Y'all worried about the Arby's sign, I'm wondering who tf paying $3.39 for gas

[Austin @austinclark2014]

Y’all must’ve never worked in retail lol

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

“I’m projectile vomiting, here let me do hours of free work for you by calling all of your employees for you.”

No. Managers/bosses/owners need to realize staffing shortages are their own problems to fill, not their employee’s. Bosses just don’t want to work anymore.

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

we need to re-iterate that crispy and honey-chipotle crispers aren't going anywhere...

[Austin @austinclark2014]

When did WW join the Twitter roasts 💀 I’m here for it

[Weight Watchers @ww_us]

Congrats @adidas on losing 163 lbs!!!

[Austin @austinclark2014]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 19 Apr 2012 (via @twi_age).

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

Hope everyone that says "thank you" after every scoop has a good 2022

[🐪 Miskeen and 5'14" @MoodyKnowsNada]

Dentist said i grind in my sleep i said bitch i know 💯💰📠

[Austin @austinclark2014]

@ChipotleTweets, I love you, but what in the chipol-te hell is this

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

It’s officially sour cream soup season

[Austin @austinclark2014]

I’ve been waiting 2 years for this. Let’s gooooooo

[Austin @austinclark2014]

Hey @AHSFX… the ending on the last episode… wtf was that?

[Austin @austinclark2014]

@graci3_kayy A couple of challengers ):

[Austin @austinclark2014]

Why do you buy a muscle/sports car if your not willing to put your life at risk to race every muscle/sports car you see on the highway? Come on now

[Death Wish Coffee Co. @DeathWishCoffee]

Life is too short to settle for a crappy cup of coffee.

[Austin @austinclark2014]

If she doesn’t remember when Pluto was a planet, she’s too young for you bro.

[Austin @austinclark2014]

drivers license was obviously a great song but wasn’t my taste. But good 4 u? @Olivia_Rodrigo absolutely crushed it. That’s my shit

[Dan Mullen @CoachDanMullen]

Can’t wait to pack the swamp this fall. Best stadium and fans in the nation.

[Austin @austinclark2014]

Yo if you drive a Ford Explorer and you’re not a cop, what you doing?

[Austin @austinclark2014]

@Bdanieldoe ): you can scare me if you want

[Austin @austinclark2014]

Y’all remember when clowns used to run around at night with knives and stand in the middle of the road? I wondering how they’re doing now...