austin

he/him

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

A woman never receives her poké burrito. A man’s ride home from the bar never comes. But two robots share a kiss in the cool midnight air.

[shu @shuseph]

anyone have any tips for improving REM sleep. my non negotiables are 2h of screentime immediately before bed inclusive of watching at least 300 4-second back to back videos, everything else is up for discussion

[austin @austindallen_]

Steelers by a billion

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

NEWS: #Steelers star wide receiver George Pickens will wear these custom-made all-black Air Force 1 cleats tomorrow.

“No flash, all business, all black.” - The designer @the_mattspeck24 says

👿👿👿

[Lotad @Lotad_]

Dude this tweet is like giga hidden, it’s not even showing up in my bookmarks

sucks cuz it’s potentially tweet of the year

[🦈 @Patrickqueen_]

Okay, I understand it now.. 🦈

[Big 🐰 @FreddieGibbs]

FREDPOOL™️ Nigga

[austin @austindallen_]

Ryan Day, the man that you aren’t 😍

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

RP for your chance to win this signed Miles Killebrew Week 5️⃣ gameday poster ‼️

Get yours at the @SteelersShop ➡️ https://t.co/1MIjkPXdFJ

[Tony Roundtree @Tonywithyy]

please god this is all i want

[austin @austindallen_]

@jimmyjam209 That’s what i’m sayin unc

[austin @austindallen_]

Got to pay my respects, gonna miss this place 🤧 hell is real hot john fisher

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The Oakland A’s were killed by greed. Do not allow the people responsible for this to spin it any other way. John Fisher did not have to move this team. Major League Baseball and its owners did not need to be complicit in it. This was a choice. A wrong one. History will sneer.

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

“SELL THE TEAM”

A’s fans are letting John Fisher hear it

[austin @austindallen_]

ChatGPT apologize to the fans of Oakland for me

[Jessica Kleinschmidt @KleinschmidtJD]

A letter from A's owner John Fisher to fans:

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

RP for your chance to win this signed @CamHeyward season gameday poster!

More 🎨: https://t.co/2S0xfvjsyA

[austin @austindallen_]

The year and a half-long mystery has been solved ‼️

[austin @austindallen_]

who put this crystal under my driver’s seat i know what this is reveal yourself

[austin @austindallen_]

I like to imagine Brandon Aiyuk was waiting to see who the Steelers named as their starting QB before he signed the extension

[tinman @mavi4mayor]

there’s no answer greater than silence
and no punishment greater than forgiveness