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[John Fadule @fadule_]

Tom Brady:
-bangs 10s
-hotter now than at 25
-invited to 427 parties a year
-$375M TV contract having the time of his life

Gisele:
-cheated
-peaked in 2006
-married to a guy who teaches jiu-jitsu in a strip mall between a Boost Mobile and Panda Express
-0 Super Bowls

[choppa 🛝 @choppaslide]

if i see him in a fire i’m gonna think he the grim reaper

[Dave Myers @DaveMyersBIB]

If I make $75K a year for 30 years that’s $2.25M.

Most average #NFL players make that in one 3 or 4 year contract.

I’ve never been homeless and I will have to work well in to my 60s.

If I received $20M tomorrow, the first person I would call is a financial advisor.

[NFL @NFL]

#DUUUVAL

[Sean Pendergast @SeanTPendergast]

Greatest tweet ever. Eat shit, Rashee Rice

[chris @ATR3lDES]

i am the consumer and i dont want to watch movies at home

[Phileus @SadokDjalil]

"Twenty-seven years is such a long time it almost feels like 800 or 900 years have passed."

[𝑩𝒓𝒂𝒅 @jagsruined]

hold mista ward

[JpaWWW @jpaw1002]

#DUUUVAL

[Nina @sschan430]

I love watching people experience the magic of One Piece. It's like watching it all over again.

[☘️ - Jays Enthusiast @gReenbean_26]

9th year QB has done more then a 2nd year QB

[The Staggie Man @thestaggieman]

Same vibes

[LegPiece👒 @7Leg_Piece]

Me after One Piece Ends 💔

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

“No scandals”

[໊ @xpwrld]

Bro, we get it. You’re rich. But can you read a full page of a Harry Potter book nigga???

[🫵🏿 @DaveClegane]

Picking the cheapest plans and just hoping you don’t get sick >>

[Birthday Gazun 🎂 @Gazungamer]

The diddy cells in Kai's body changing him