Austine Scales

it's never too late for now; don't ask because I won't tell

[KIRO 7 @KIRO7Seattle]

There has been a spike in seismic activity under Mount St. Helens. https://t.co/wU4vUNOtgS

[Austine Scales @austine_scales]

Sorry I'm so late, but I definitely fully committed to the bit just like @blankcheckpod did, all I remember is Griffin went to the movies with Cody and Molly and also orange juice is a good source of vitamin d #fatgungan

[Austine Scales @austine_scales]

@rogueAelfinn Patagonia! But I will at some point need to pick your brain on Iceland because I think that's my next big trip!

[jim rose circus @jimrosecircus1]

For more than 30 years, plastic Garfield phones have been washing up on French beaches. The mystery is now solved: a shipping container from a ship that sank in the 80s was found in a hidden cave.

[Austine Scales @austine_scales]

@CatWorkers @dungeonsanddads

[Rach in her Platinum Trophy Era @TheBendySlow]

Me watching The Pale Blue Eye this morning: oh wow this actor playing Edgar Allen Poe is brilliant I’ll just Google and see if I know from anything el-OH MY GOD

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

(Thread) In the first What If? book, I answered a question about cooking a steak by dropping it from space. At one point, I commented—jokingly!—that if anyone put a steak in a hypersonic wind tunnel to gather better data, I’d love to see the video.

Well, I have good news.

[Tor Books @torbooks]

Who's ready for a #sweepstakes?! Enter here for the chance to win The Stormlight Archives Hardcover Box Set from @BrandSanderson. Just follow us, then like and retweet to enter. Best of luck, y'all! ⚔️

#StormlightSweeps

[😡fermion, PhD @angryfermion]

math twitter:

log😅 = 💧log😄

💬27k 🔁360k ❤️9M

[Georgia DNR Wildlife @GeorgiaWild]

Bruh. Did y'all know bears DON'T HAVE collarbones and can fit through your DOGGY DOOR?

Because I didn't.

[Austine Scales @austine_scales]

@atleastryiin In the middle of the night
I go walking in my sleep
From the mountains of faith
To the river so deep…

[Xavi Ruiz @xruiztru]

This is a superb visualization of European history (1500-2022).
https://t.co/e87t1bKxYC

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Culinary map of Europe, according to Italy

[i like food @messedupfoods]

shoeshi

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

If you’re excited about the original lineup of Blink 182 getting back together: please remember to stretch your lower back and hamstrings today. Your body isn’t what it used to be and that’s ok

[Austine Scales @austine_scales]

@grescoe @CatWorkers

[Konstantin Kisin @KonstantinKisin]

I wish every single person in the West would listen to Putin's speech. Obviously, that won't happen so let me summarise as a professional translator for 10+ years. He states, as he has done from the outset, what his intentions and complaints are in the plainest terms possible.🧵

[Austine Scales @austine_scales]

@FirefoxTessa Season 4! I was consistently surprised and impressed