Texas head coach Mack Brown says the competition to replace Vince Young is heating up.
5 star true freshman Jevan Snead is the early favorite however redshirt freshman Colt McCoy who was a 3 star recruit in the 2005 class is expected to have a shot at the job as well.
After pink skies dropped I got invited 2 a session w Drake in Atl (2016). Studio was a maze. When we got in he was recording but he wasn’t feeling it. said he was thirsty. Somebody brought him a sprite, and I swear to god, what happened next was like something out of a nightmare
“Let me get this straight, you can buy a burrito on an interest-free instalment plan?”
“That’s right, and we’re not even based in the Chipotle store.”
“So, you finance this by packaging the burrito instalment loans into Burrito CDO A, which has part of Burrito CDO B and both get put into Burrito CDO C?”
“Yeah. The original loans are backed by burritos. Chicke. Pork. Carne Asada. Whatever. But Burrito CDO C is a synthetic Burrito CDO. A CDO of Burrito CDOs.”
“Ok, let’s say we have an underlying pool of $10,000 in burritos. How much money could be out there betting on instalment loans and your synthetic burrito CDOs?”
“Probably $100,000,000.”
“C’mon! How much bigger is the market for burrito instalment loans than actual edible real-life cheesy burritos?”
“At least 100x.”
“That is fucking crazy.”
“No, it’s awesome.”