Austin

[Austin @austingamertag]

The older I get the more interested I become in flavors like strawberry and peach

[Austin @austingamertag]

Just held a tide pod for the first time, I understand why people were eating them now

[Austin @austingamertag]

I have a note on my phone of software ideas, and it’s so encouraging when Siri suggests that note, like aw, you want me to pursue my dreams :)

[Austin @austingamertag]

My dad got a can of Bush’s beans for Christmas and he just opened it and took a sip

[Austin @austingamertag]

https://t.co/QNIgav7Saj

[Austin @austingamertag]

@StarryDecisis_ drops a new single in 8 minutes

[Austin @austingamertag]

Just passed another sign for Uranus fudge factory. Interesting…

[Austin @austingamertag]

Just passed a sign on the interstate. A T-Rex was featured on the lower left side. Text filled the rest of the board saying “We’re ready to have big fun in Uranus!” No further context or call to action.

[Austin @austingamertag]

Brother-in-law’s girlfriend: “Latino fest? This is gonna be good!”

[👻 @truantib]

Me when someone asks what I do at work

[FishHouse @FishHouseDeluxe]

she’s a 10 but she watches fishhouse

[Austin @austingamertag]

Got married yesterday, forgot to tweet it out, it won’t happen again

[Austin @austingamertag]

One of my coworkers just dropped that she was a baby clown and I think she’s still registered

[Austin @austingamertag]

Fresh EP just dropped!

https://t.co/ttdee3yCY8

[Austin @austingamertag]

Just went through the McDonald’s drive through, paid for my food, got to the second window and the lady there said “you got food?” Like, yes, as a matter of fact, I did order food! Wild

[Starry Decisis @StarryDecisis_]

dropping may 20. keep em peeled baby.
#IndieArtists #SupportYourScene #Purdue #boilerup #hammerdown

[Austin @austingamertag]

Dropping an EP with @wrolnick_3 on the 20th

Spread the word

[Austin @austingamertag]

At a show and everyone is waving their vapes in the air like they’re lighters lol

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If you are filling a glass and reach the halfway point, it’s half-full. If you are emptying a glass and reach the halfway point, it’s half-empty.

No need to invoke your emotional state.

[Austin @austingamertag]

If I squat, these pants WILL split right now.