Austin Gordon

[Quinn @QuinnSTLCards]

Cardinals haven’t lost a series in 3 weeks and our manager is buying tickets for fans because the atmosphere was so electric last night. Who could’ve imagined this a couple months ago.

[Big Glenn Network @BigGlennNetwork]

She's cheating on Vrabel now???????

[Brooke @501queenbee]

I think if you plead guilty to murdering a seven-year-old and are sentenced to death.. that you should die immediately, if not fucking sooner.

[Ocho Drinko @ochodrinko85]

Jack Hughes repeating how much he loves America and how proud he was to be an American after scoring the game winner while simultaneously missing 3 teeth was such a gorgeous display of patriotism

[GameVerse @TheGameVerse]

“why didn’t you buy bitcoin in 2012”

me in 2012:

[Hernan Cortes @CyberPunkCortes]

The Wet Bandit is back

[Joe @MizFanJoe]

3 more days until we get to watch Ahmad Hardy run the rock again.
🐎🐯

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

Look at this box that we just got... it's from one of the only remaining undefeated teams in college football!

The Missouri Tigers have such great colors, an awesome mascot, and one of my favorite running backs in the country!!

Thank you Coach Drinkwitz and @MizzouFootball!!

[Derrick Goold @dgoold]

No. 4 will be back in the dugout tonight.

Yadier Molina will join the #stlcards staff for two games vs. #cubs, at the invitation of manager Oliver Marmol. He will be there in uniform. News up now @stltoday.

[Faux Pelini @FauxPelini]

she looks older than that

[Chas @frazmoney93]

Donald right now like

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Never. Change. The. Time. Again. Leave it here forever.

[brandon @DashySZN]

How are the Lakers gonna rebuild around LeBron once Luka retires ?

[Genesis @gvega333]

So McDonald’s employees can spot the United healthcare CEO murderer but can’t spot the fries missing from my fucking bag?!?!!??

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

it’s time to put Justin Tucker down like a 16 year old yellow lab

[Eric Nathan @BarstoolNate]

Kirk Cousins is going to be stunned when he wakes up tomorrow morning and reads about this in the newspaper

[doomer @uncledoomer]

america is so fucking beautiful