Austin Gordon

Stop keeping score. Just keep swimming.

[Heel vs Babyface @heelvsbabyface]

I still have $80 in my wallet.

[Austin Gordon @austingordon46]

@Cubbieblue97 @trfore91 @Bryant__17

[Lemón 🍋 @cigarettesummer]

Maybe being a 90s homicide detective could fix me

[Nimori @AdunaicMolester]

Just had an extra slice of bread with my eggs for breakfast. Starter house got pushed back another 40 years.

[Austin Gordon @austingordon46]

@BattlefieldInte I played it so much back then the disk snapped while playing from heat. Had to buy a second copy

[Austin Gordon @austingordon46]

@DocStrangelove2 The dream

[Austin Gordon @austingordon46]

@mlbtheshowzone Jackie is terrible

[Farzad 🇺🇸 🇮🇷 @farzyness]

Whoever designed this needs to be fired immediately:

[DR pimbus, PHD @Show3rBeers]

Sean Strickland winning that means white boy summer is now inevitable

[🅱️ete oaks @b0newalljackson]

i just want texas to feel like texas again man

[Sam Costner @samuel_costner]

"You spent $3,000 on a pressure washer to land a $600 pressure washing job?"

"That's right"

"But a Mexican took the job for $100?"

"That's correct, Dave"

"So you spent $22,000 on coding school, but the coding jobs are all taken by Indians and AI?"

"That's right, Dave"

[doomer @uncledoomer]

this is what they took from you

[Bonda @BenOndaTop]

This shit is all-time comedy gold to me.

I will RT this every year on this day.

[That Guy Rocked MLB @MLBGuyRocked]

Yasiel Puig

That guy rocked.

[Nick Hinton @NickHintonn]

still can’t believe boomers sold their houses to Black Rock rather than their kids