Jayson: βDeuce. Buddy, come here, Daddy has to tell you somethingβ
Deuce: βwhat is it dad is it a ice cweam twipβ
Jayson: βNo buddy. Iβm sorry. Uncle Jay.. Uncle Jaylen got traded for Paul George.β
Deuce: βPaul George?! Are you fucking kidding? Isnβt he like 40?!β
BREAKING:
The NBA has now traded Paul George for:
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
Jaylen Brown
Domantas Sabonis
Victor Oladipo
Danilo Gallinari
And
7 1st round picks plus 4 pick swaps
Paul George is the Most Valuable Player in NBA history.