Austin Truex

Just a sasquatch with a dream.
Or a stretched-out chihuahua.

[Austin Truex @austinjtruex]

Happy birthday @kileyanderson22! You are such a joyful soul, and I hope today is as happy as you make me feel. :)

[Austin Truex @austinjtruex]

Yes, you did read that right. I, too, was once confused. Until I embraced the truth.

[Austin Truex @austinjtruex]

I am bad at getting things to rhyme.
March is such a very rough time.
But the fifth is one date I look forward to.
Because that's the day dedicated to you!
Happy birthday @kileyanderson22!
Thank you for all that you do! :D

[Austin Truex @austinjtruex]

Looking back, I think I suffered from premature senioritis.

Before:
Calm, confident, collected, and in control.

After:
I"vee loost all contrul.

[Austin Truex @austinjtruex]

My hair has grown to a considerable length folks. So what should I do with it? My parents have turned to social media in desperation. Help me counter my mother's Facebook poll! I will fight for my right to #LetItGrow! 👍👦👎✂️

[Austin Truex @austinjtruex]

It's World Spine Day, and all I've got to show for it is my spine-usoidal graph of a back. Thank you scoliosis!

[Austin Truex @austinjtruex]

Spot the difference.

[One concussion.-----(One Week Later)----->Two concussions.]

[Austin Truex @austinjtruex]

I really just want a mullet. For a week. Me. With a mullet. Please.

[Austin Truex @austinjtruex]

My OneTouch is fading fast folks. More often than not, it won't take its charger at night. Prayers would be appreciated during this difficult time. *Crying emojis*

[Austin Truex @austinjtruex]

Almost 84 years old and she still has more energy than me. (Most days.) 😋❤️🐶

[Austin Truex @austinjtruex]

If I were a fruit, I'd be a dragon fruit because I seem exotic, but I'm really not.
🐉+🍎=😎

[Austin Truex @austinjtruex]

One time a car leaving Tastee Treet wanted a taste of me. Be safe out there runners! 🏃‍♂️

[Austin Truex @austinjtruex]

My one and only show is being taken off of Netflix in two days. 😭
"Phineas and Ferb" taught me so much:
-What an aglet is.
-How to jump-start a car.
-My dog is probably a secret agent.
-Two bros can build a lot of cool stuff together.

[Austin Truex @austinjtruex]

Sometimes I get the inexplicable urge to make goat noises.

[Austin Truex @austinjtruex]

Cherish me you little whippersnappers.

[Austin Truex @austinjtruex]

A year ago today was the opening night of NHS "Footloose," marking the birth of the iconic trio: Garvin, Bickle, and Jeter. Never forget to cut loose y'all! 🤠

[Austin Truex @austinjtruex]

https://t.co/zqfK5Gv2hJ

Please consider supporting the Kumm family as Nicole recovers!! Spread the word folks!!

[Austin Truex @austinjtruex]

Happy (actual) birthday to my best friend, the one and the only, Kiley J. Anderson!! Have an excellent seventeenth year of life!! 🙃

[Austin Truex @austinjtruex]

Hey y'all, my best friend's birthday is today!!! Happy birthday, Kiley!! Have a great day!! 😴🥠

[Austin Truex @austinjtruex]

Ummmm, @kileyanderson22 we need to talk... https://t.co/jKECl70fgm

[Austin Truex @austinjtruex]

My New Year's Kiss is going to be: @CamWaddington

Find yours at https://t.co/awxCBpn52b

.