Austin Freeman

Husband, Father, honky tonk extraordinaire.

[Austin Freeman @austinkfreeman]

@elonmusk Tells me everything I needed to know

[Austin Freeman @austinkfreeman]

Snake farm, it just sounds nasty.

Oh, I’ve decided that the mouse is the one wearing the hat.

@raywylie

[Austin Freeman @austinkfreeman]

It’s lil booty season ... the big ones bout to stank.

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[Austin Freeman @austinkfreeman]

Saw a book in the mall titled “ how to solve 50% of your problems.

So I bought 2.

Please don’t delete me. 🤣😂😂😂

[Austin Freeman @austinkfreeman]

Man. Can somebody come get my truck.. cops pulled me over and I faked a seizure

[Austin Freeman @austinkfreeman]

when i die please do not text me “tell me it’s not true 😭” cause I will not reply

[Austin Freeman @austinkfreeman]

@FlaRedDirtCC @raywylie They're all about the same. Buda was not a Christian, but Jesus would've made a pretty good Buddhist

[Austin Freeman @austinkfreeman]

@FlaRedDirtCC @raywylie I didn't use the cocaine to get high, I just liked the way it smelled.

[Austin Freeman @austinkfreeman]

Kroger is giving out free turkeys to anyone who can out run security.

[Austin Freeman @austinkfreeman]

Red lipstick with yellow teeth 😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍😍🥰😍

[Austin Freeman @austinkfreeman]

Just came out this bitch room an bust my ass....😤😤

[Austin Freeman @austinkfreeman]

And my ass ain't no pussy. My ass is a fucking champion.

[Austin Freeman @austinkfreeman]

When my ass was 19 years old, I changed the face of professional baseball. I was handed the keys to the kingdom. Multi-million dollar deals. Endorsements. Everyone wanted a piece of my shit. Just a man with a mind for victory and an arm like a fucking canon.

[Austin Freeman @austinkfreeman]

But sometimes when you bring the thunder, you get lost in the storm. But a true champion, face to face in his darkest hour will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, fights, and fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies.

[Austin Freeman @austinkfreeman]

You know what? I'm just gonna say It. "I wish grandpa's never died" by Riley Green is a great song.

[Austin Freeman @austinkfreeman]

You ever hear those people that talk softly, but also sound like they have a whisper undertone at the same time? They also tend to make a lot of mouth noise when they speak too.

[Austin Freeman @austinkfreeman]

Men created arm wrestling so we could hold hands and look in each other’s eyes

[Austin Freeman @austinkfreeman]

@Ash_Trey11 I love dak... but CR might be the future

[Austin Freeman @austinkfreeman]

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved