Austin Webb

Part time Country/Americana artist .Full time family man

[Austin Webb @austinlwebb]

I remember when ugly sweaters were just sweaters.

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I mean sex is great but have you ever folded a fitted sheet?

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WARNING VERY CONTROVERSIAL- Regarding Stereotypes #Stereotypes

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Why unicorn instead of unihorn?

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@ALawRadio what are the “yips”? Regarding sleeping on airplanes

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This Friday I’ll be releasing the final song on the Patchwork Project. I think you’ll dig it

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Anybody else have “car Advil” and “house Advil” ?

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About an hour later, I was crawling under the hotel bed followed by a long stretch of jumping jacks.
I also was convinced I was George Lopez.

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Friend of mine got a bag of trail mix edibles..... I ate the whole bag. The entire bag. I had never experienced edibles before.

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Years ago.... I landed in Denver CO and immediately drank 7 beers in Elway’s honor. I had a fish bowl margarita at a Tex Mex Joint followed by a night of cocktails.

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Almost feels like “settling for a burger and a grape snow snow cone” weather

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@CassandraMcKown You’re sweet

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When someone asks if I need help in Lowes or Home Depot, I'm like no thanks, I'm a man. #chesthair

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@lexiwillson18 #sex