AustiSpumoni

It's just me occasionally tweeting about d&d, and other stuff I like.

[Farnoush Amiri @FarnoushAmiri]

Anthony Bourdain: “…the world is, in fact, filled with mostly good and decent people who are simply doing the best they can. Everybody, it turns out, is proud of their food (when they have it). They enjoy sharing it with others (if they can). They love their children...”

[Swaggy Unc, IQ 267 @swaggyunc]

Eating in Mexico coming from England or Scotland has got to be a transcendent experience. Like seeing colors for the first time

[AustiSpumoni @Austinmess]

@oomflover64 Had a woman come into my job last night looking for fenugreek pills becuase she said that it makes her arm pits smell like maple without deodorant.

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@AHeroFalls @angelodotsui You get the evs trained on level up.

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@menacingwoman That’s the worst! I’m sorry

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@oh_itsapriltoo I’m glad you’re not a white woman anymore 😂

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@ucanthandlemiax As is your right

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@Deadinthestreet @softsupplesad Some chud is mad that on critical role players can succeed a persuasion without rolling dice if their rp is good enough. Which has been in the rule books for dnd since like ad&d

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@ucanthandlemiax Picking a different kink to focus on is like unique runs

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@Burnadvanced Invest in an index fund so you make money when the whole index does. It’s safer than investing in individual companies and it’s less work to stay on top of

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@themarinadove Georgia O’Keeffe be like “this isn’t sexual at all” 😂

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@ninerfanv @milehighami Success? He’s one concussion away from never speaking again

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@Whatsup_74 @neocaridinas 1st is trumps second term good call

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@rapgamecancer @lorenrichmondjr 0 impact on HoF arguments tbh

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@emerrin_lol I say my liege.

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@themarinadove Sounds like a win to me. Let send him to Türkiye

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@GregKeithB @ratxgurl 77 + 40 ≠ 116

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@edithoredie @kumxem The only two things I’ll deadname are Twitter and the golf of Mexico

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@lanielaniela It’s autism

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@AcePlaysTCGs @SaffronOlive Well it has 57 bids so yea 10,100 is the asking so that means someone has put in a 10k bid