lanie

mets, gotham fc, and uswnt enjoyer. i heart goalies and francisco lindor | she/her

[mikey @mjd_analysis]

Microsoft Outlook

[lanie @lanielaniela]

now i'm turning it off + going to bed so pls inform me if any future dance-offs get a lil bit gay with it

[lanie @lanielaniela]

okay this was a half-lie bc i didn't actually turn it off before i tweeted and i just gotta say that amber pasha daniela & ezra's dance off was a better ode to the spirit of good luck babe than that group dance lol

[lanie @lanielaniela]

turned on dancing with the stars. immediate straight-washed cover of good luck babe? turned off dancing with the stars.

[lanie @lanielaniela]

turned on dancing with the stars. immediate straight-washed cover of good luck babe? turned off dancing with the stars.

[lanie @lanielaniela]

@swagapinochet sal had a worse ops+ and wrc+ than benge. he took less walks and struck out more. so idk what the issue is with saying he's worse a hitter than benge when its accurate? (even if the gap is closer than the difference between their defensive skills!) hitting isn't just homers lol

[lanie @lanielaniela]

the thing that's funny is that he is not only a much, much worse defensive player than carson benge - he's also somehow a worse hitter too!

[MLB @MLB]

Sal Stewart is the 2026 NL Jackie Robinson Rookie of the Year!

[lanie @lanielaniela]

@RakestrawNick well yeah. benge got more hits, struck out much less, and got on base more often. sal plays in one of the easiest ballparks to hit homeruns in in all of mlb and benge plays in a pitcher-friendly park. iirc if benge hit at gab instead of citi he'd have 8 more hrs on the season lol

[lanie @lanielaniela]

@swagapinochet but he *was* statistically a worse overall hitter than benge this year? he struck out much more + got less hits in general. *and* he hit those homeruns in one of the easiest parks to hit homers in mlb (which is why his park-adjusted wrc+ was also lower than benge's)

[lanie @lanielaniela]

@CsivFU "meaningless advanced analytics" like batting average and on base percentage

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

Sal Stewart vs. Carson Benge:

Better hitter: Carson Benge
Better baserunner: Carson Benge
Better defender: Carson Benge
More valuable position played: Carson Benge

NL Rookie of the Year Winner: Sal Stewart

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

Here's how Carson Benge and Sal Stewart stacked up in some of the analytical statistics this season

[jack @Jolly_Olive]

Carson Benge becomes the only the 2nd rookie in the past nearly 40 years to go 20-20 with 4.0 WAR and NOT win Rookie of the Year

[lanie @lanielaniela]

someone sounds maybe a lil bit salty that gotham is trying to win their third championship in four years and their team still hasn't won one in over 30 :/

[Jeff Kassouf @JeffKassouf]

Statement from a Red Bull New York spokesperson:

“We wish Gotham FC the best of luck in their semifinal at Icahn Stadium.

We look forward to our match on Saturday at Sports Illustrated Stadium.”

[han 🍌⭐️⭐️🛡️🦇 @aghoulishgal]

Jaedyn Shaw carried us to #1 in the league that’s my MVP ✊🏻

[lanie @lanielaniela]

got so heated abt the pitch i forgot how to spell convoluted 😔

[lanie @lanielaniela]

the fact that gotham might lose the ability to have true home field advantage in the playoff semi-finals because sports illustrated stadium destroyed the field they inherited so badly that they made it unsafe to play on is ridiculous and embarrassing

[lanie @lanielaniela]

i know people are sad about them moving to queens but i personally cannot waaaait to be free of sports illustrated stadium (and their terrible pitch and their convulated ticketing app)(i will miss the empanada stand tho)

[Steve ∞ @Xenvest]

Ever since SI Tickets took over the stadium, all the cash grab events they’ve had completely ruined what used to be the best pitch in both MLS and NWSL. It really is a shame.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

LET’S GO

[lanie @lanielaniela]

@FANGIRLOVERLOAD we did!