Austin

fuckin lemurs bro || I talk about cars a lot || GANG🤘

[Austin @austinmurphy__]

When @PostMalone drops circles and you don't have any headphones buy you already know its gonna be 🔥

[a guy @apiecebyguy]

What the hell is this man smoking...?

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

Circles is out now:)

[Casey Frey @caseykfrey]

Get tf out my way type way. @dvbbs @xxbridge

[Stevie Emerson @SlappersOnly]

so it's wolf of wall street, but for getting laid

[Austin @austinmurphy__]

Can someone tell me why I had a dream about an ex from like 2014 l? I haven't even talked to her in like 2 years

[J RC @JacobDanielArce]

Fun fact: Traveling isn’t as hard to pay for once you learn budgeting. Stop wasting your money on temporary satisfaction (fast food, unnecessary clothes, drinking) and save until you can afford a life long memory trip. Make travel a necessity, your life will change.

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Ok, I say we all chip in and buy Whataburger back. Make honey butter chicken biscuits available all day, add kolaches to the menu and change nothing else. Especially not the ketchup.

[Austin @austinmurphy__]

@baileyycolee YOU WHAT🤯

[alex @mineifiwildout_]

yo dude sorry if i’ve been acting sorta off lately it’s ford truck month

[(RETIRED) @phantomchills]

Galveston,Tx 😍https://t.co/kwwoHgpPCg

[Gus Danger Johnson @Gusbuckets]

@tweetsauce boy if i had a nickle for every time i have said this

[Vsauce @tweetsauce]

*sees a subdivision of a geologic timescale that is longer than an age but shorter than a period*

"okay, this is epoch."

[𝕜𝕠𝕓𝕖 𝕜𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕤 @kobe_kakes]

Ladies you have $15 to build your man

Above 6’0- $20

Frosted Tips- $2

Man bun - $17

Flame T-shirt - $8

Owns a ranch - $30

Wears Crocs - $18

Is funny - $15.50

Is rolling out looking for America’s greatest diners, drive-ins, and dives - $5

[tiny des @des2hi]

can i get 1 g of affection

[⿻ @statcap]

This is one of my favorite pics