Homero Austin Lopez

beep boop

[Homero Austin Lopez @Austinn_Lopez]

@ovonick321 First game is your fault for talking too early 😂

[Homero Austin Lopez @Austinn_Lopez]

@therocketplays YURRRR

[Homero Austin Lopez @Austinn_Lopez]

@FlyFrontier why are you like this?

[Homero Austin Lopez @Austinn_Lopez]

Being given a key to a bathroom is way too much responsibility for me

[Homero Austin Lopez @Austinn_Lopez]

Have you ever just listened to the La La Land song on repeat. It will really help you spiral lol

[Homero Austin Lopez @Austinn_Lopez]

I really try not to be judge mental but walking backwards on the treadmill at LA?! What are you training for lmao

[Homero Austin Lopez @Austinn_Lopez]

Okay imma say this. This Drake album isn’t what we expected but after every drop prior, people stay saying, ��Drake releases the same music over and over.” And then he lets out something different and we still trash it.

[Homero Austin Lopez @Austinn_Lopez]

God has introduced me to chocolate cream cold brew from Starbucks and I will never be looking back

[Homero Austin Lopez @Austinn_Lopez]

I am an absolute slut for French onion dip these days

[Homero Austin Lopez @Austinn_Lopez]

“Bro I love the bald look you have going on!”
Me: “Thanks man but I don’t really have any other option!”

[Homero Austin Lopez @Austinn_Lopez]

This whole “having your frontal cortex fully developed thing” has not been my jam. Ignorance is bliss lol

[Homero Austin Lopez @Austinn_Lopez]

The way every single person at the gas pumps just be shaking their heads 😂😂😂

[JustinStfu @justin_stfu]

WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT #EuphoriaHBOMax

[Homero Austin Lopez @Austinn_Lopez]

I love refilling plastic water bottles and when guests come over, they think they’re getting spoiled but they’re actually getting finagled

[Homero Austin Lopez @Austinn_Lopez]

I hate the Chiefs Ronald McDonald ass looking uniforms

[Homero Austin Lopez @Austinn_Lopez]

If you don’t put jalapeños in your guacamole, literally delete my number

[Homero Austin Lopez @Austinn_Lopez]

It’s like she never listened to the songs “let me love you” by Ne-Yo or Mario wtf

[Homero Austin Lopez @Austinn_Lopez]

I cannot stand mf’s!!! Tell me dress to impress so I’m coming spiffy and you got dunks on 😭😭😭

[Homero Austin Lopez @Austinn_Lopez]

He’s self conscious about the way his pee smells

[Homero Austin Lopez @Austinn_Lopez]

@RyanJSchuman I don’t want them to suffer anymore Ryan