Austin Power

Far from what I once was, but not yet what I'm going to be. -Ronnie Coleman

[Austin Power @austinpowerade]

Last day of work...#zerofucks will be given today

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@LewJack21 where you at bro?? https://t.co/AeUu9XvBky

[4x4diesels™ @4x4diesels]

#ford

[NFL @NFL]

3 defenders. 1 WR. The degree of difficulty on this seam pass? It's up there.

Now watch @Jaboowins work. http://t.co/SPoaWKWMo4

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@snakecereal it's been far too long!

[Motivation & Fitness @TheGymClown]

If you can't stop thinking about it, never stop working for it.

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Well there goes my perfect bracket..no billion dollars for me. #OSUvsUD #damn

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So in the last two nights I've bought beer from 7-11 and Winn Dixie, without getting carded....where was this before I turned 21? #wtf #bs

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

A man who doesn't like beer is a man who can't be trusted

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@mkmorahan that would be my name haha

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Seeing the way some of these little shits (kids) act and dress nowadays makes me thankful parents knew how to use a belt when I was younger

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Dear old lady that just started coming into my lane and didn't notice me laying on my horn and flashing my brights at you. Stop driving!!!

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Damn just finished End of Watch. That movie was badass!!

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It would be awesome to actually sleep well one night and not be exhausted all day long..

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

My liver is already pissed off about Super Bowl Sunday.

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@skeyles_ yeah the app was on my new phone when I got it so I gave in lol

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@LewJack21 so what's up with this twitter shit lol