austin risley

you're either eaten up some good fucking, or fucking up some good eaten...I like to eat before I fuck

[austin risley @austinrisley]

3hours 2guys 1case 0remaining

[austin risley @austinrisley]

What a fucking blast, ain't to many people I know that'll help me kill a case of good ole buds like @dulley_5 proved this afternoon

[austin risley @austinrisley]

This lady tried hanging up on pops and he shouted "WAIT WAIT NO NO NO IM NOT THROUGH YET"

[austin risley @austinrisley]

Y'all check out this bad bihh I was chillen with last night

[austin risley @austinrisley]

How do you give someone gas money but take it back when you get out?? #howaboutyoudriveyourself

[austin risley @austinrisley]

#stopthemidrush

[austin risley @austinrisley]

Looks like I'll have to return to Missouri if I'm looking for quality cause y'all ain't gotta clue about that shit

[austin risley @austinrisley]

"Soo uh, you smoke? Like not cigs?"

[austin risley @austinrisley]

Dinner and a movie? Hahaha that shit might work for another type

[austin risley @austinrisley]

I've come to notice there's a real big difference between a cannabis enthusiast and a pothead, y'all made that one pretty easy for me

[austin risley @austinrisley]

Why load up when i can ride out #braap

[austin risley @austinrisley]

She said I got anger probs I said then you should probs let me smash that ass

[austin risley @austinrisley]

I'm so damn glad I can call such an amazing person my girlfriend

[austin risley @austinrisley]

I wish old relationships would just stay in the past and not be used for ammo

[austin risley @austinrisley]

When your watering leaves are producing thc, you're doing something right

[austin risley @austinrisley]

Got off the plane in MO only to be greeted by another one #unclesstrain

[austin risley @austinrisley]

She said that shit was life changing

[austin risley @austinrisley]

Fishing is a little more interesting when you don't keep catching the same fish #butthatsnotmybusiness

[austin risley @austinrisley]

I feel like I get better gas mileage when I buy the shit myself

[austin risley @austinrisley]

I love working jobs that you can still smell hours after it's been done #showerinmula