Schaible

Just a lowly mud man from small town South Dakota

[Ben Avery @benaveryisgood]

available everywhere. there are four episodes on patreon and one regular out now.
patreon: https://t.co/AKiZO8uOMj
apple: https://t.co/WRbQLr3Qe9
spotify: https://t.co/XgEq7ESfmX
youtube: https://t.co/AHNlRcMa4N

[Schaible @austinschaible]

@mrj880 the italy in the middle of nebraska totally kills me

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Just saw The Batman. Another Italian committing crime. Just eating lasagna and making the world a worse place. When we they (Italians) stop?

[Schaible @austinschaible]

@GTABase gta

[Schaible @austinschaible]

i just realized marc maron is 9 months older than my father.... tbh im not sure if i thought of him as much older or much younger than my own father but its unsettling nonetheless

[Schaible @austinschaible]

Let me tell you what I'm not thankful for this thanksgiving, is my decision to buy bitcoin 10 days ago....... I'm gonna stick to corn and soy from now on, because that investment never surprises you when it lets you down.

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

Heard Rap talking smack so the Rat King had to go settle some business.

👑🐀

[Schaible @austinschaible]

So, here I am in 2018, and im just now realizing the voice at the beginning of the 2011 hit song "n....howevermanylettersweallknowwhatitmeans In Paris" is Will Ferrell...and i listened to that song... alot. 7 years to make that connection, I am not a smart man.

[Schaible @austinschaible]

@plains_nomad CTRL + A, CTRL + X, CTRL + V

[Schaible @austinschaible]

My daily internet routine no longer includes facebook and twitter, instead i check the grain markets and the local obituaries. Is this adulthood?

[Schaible @austinschaible]

I'm not a religious person, but there is one prayer that i know well and use often, and it goes like this: "Lord, if you get me out of this one, i swear i probably won't do it again"

[Schaible @austinschaible]

@nick_steffl @TheDailyCowman @DwightYoakam can't forget @CorbLund!

[Schaible @austinschaible]

Fun Fact: @gjpossum recorded the song Ol' Red in 1990, 12 years before @blakeshelton released his version.

[Schaible @austinschaible]

My last tweet was a picture of what looked like a doomed crop from this July. Today (last night but we didn't get totals until today) we wrapped up bean harvest and averaged 33 bushels per acre. Not a bumper crop, but it'll pay the bills #nevergiveup

[Craig 🇺🇸 @CVDmarkets]

Literally straight up, everyday, for 2 weeks, and some analysts are baffled that we could be down slightly today...

#LOL #SnowFlakeCity

[Schaible @austinschaible]

@ashley_324 Holy shit I better get to work

[Schaible @austinschaible]

turned the house heater on... fuck this

[Schaible @austinschaible]

i'm gonna be honest, summer TV is better than winter TV

[Schaible @austinschaible]

PSA: Prince's music is now available on spotify