Austin Seo

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[bia! is watching the pitt 💜 @imlesbia]

said f*ggot in while talking to my friend. professor walks up and says i can say that. he knows im a lesbian. friend says “she can say it but you can’t.” professor deadpans, “oh i can DEFINITELY say it. probably more than you two.”

[o @pctalinterlude]

gay friend: I'm gay.

depressed friend: I'm depressed.

that one gay depressed friend you try to ignore: have you seen that manon is on a forced hiatus and they are mistreating her

[non dairy queen @haleyvemealone]

Idk I see hot guys all the time. Maybe these people are just not attracted to men

[yusuke @juanvenchy]

i’m turning and looking at the shirtless man running every time dgaf

[abymael @abymaelx]

a mulher encontrou uma ratazana em casa e foi procurar o primeiro gato de rua que encontrasse para pegá-la. encontrou, levou até seu apartamento, o botou na frente do alvo, ele viu, fez o que tinha que ser feito e foi embora esbanjando plenitude

[⌞🦇⌝ @ephraimwindex]

Just found a guy on instagram reels who forces bees to sting him on his forehead to stimulate growth of a better hairline and he just eats the bees alive after they sting him

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

how the unemployment days flashbacks play in your head the moment you get a job

[haven ❦ bed recov @chaervrsly]

HELLO?!?

[YoKai | Astral 🔜 CEO 2026 @astral107]

“Consider this your warning shot” and then she shoots you in the head im crying

They nailed the cop representation 🔥

[Gabo 🇦🇷 @GabGR_749]

Tierlist: how many times have LoL champions killed their own parents.

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @ppletomyeye]

I really don’t care what happens to me romantically anymore

[sarah ⋆.˚𖦹⊹₊ ⋆ @sarvielle]

i need to train myself to think like this. this is beautiful

[Bess @BessWisty]

Gestures to make you more elegant and feminine

[໊ @user0000O0]

half of twitter is horny and the other half is suicidal and asexual

[Kyouko 𓆟 @AnkoPilled]

How it feels wanting to do everything but having an ugly voice,, an ugly face,, an ugly body and a shit personality

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

then you should probably buy them