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@singhmachine Genuinely one of the nicest people ive ever met...what gave you that idea?

[💖 Caroline Layne Tran💖 @carolaynetran]

let batman eat pussy

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@afe_mel Thats amazing. Keep fighting the fight.

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@SeanSJordan Congrats...enjoy the ride man. Its wild.

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@NiaJaxWWE And looked stunning doing it.

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@wlmynk @TheIWCEnforcer @bob_loblaw410 @SeanRossSapp Or Nike, or Colin Kaepernick...the list goes on...but conservatives won't talk about that because it doesnt conform to their confirmation bias.

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The amount of "Austin Powers" was disheartening, i cant watch that movie anymore. Also had one truly clever kid try to make "Ass-stain" a thing. Then the obvious Harrison ford comments.

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

what is the lamest joke people make about your name? for ex., i have heard almost every “battle” and “australia” pun or play-on-words there is

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@afe_mel Beautiful family. Hope all went well. Thoughts are with you.

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@afe_mel @FadedcomedyLA @AllFantasyPod Good luck...loved hearing you on the pod, and hope that everything works out great

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Oh great, my girlfriend bought me tickets to a comedy show tonight and its @shanetorres i couldnt be more excited

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@monorchus @MorganKE13 Yes a cop can make this sort of mistake, but there needs to be consequences...when the chief comes on TV and says "she didnt mean it," that doesn't absolve her of occupational fuck up.

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@cathinott @vexedinthecity @alyssalimp And if you accidentally hit the gas and kill someone you are still legally liable...usually carries an involuntary manslaughter or negligence charge

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@SeanSJordan I think you need to get an oversized fubu shirt

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@NicoleConlan My hometown didnt have A mall let alone a good and bad one

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@tmacdonald20001 @LukeIbbetson @rdbdoodles1 @nachosarah Would technically be libel not slander

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@Brad_Angove i just watched your duplicolor video and was wondering if you sanded after priming and to what grit?

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@dreamsmth @nachosarah Ah...but nice guys finish last dude...just ask any "nice" guy who expects a woman to love him despite having no personality, marketable traits or good looks.

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@girlonavespa21 @purodiusa @tgb7866 @Naper_Design @velvetrevulva88 @nachosarah Unfortunately, theres a slim percentage where it does work, and in the dick pic senders mind, acceptance by someone is worth the vitriol from many.

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@Bflo_Flo @ringofhonor @MattTaven @RealMikeBennett @VVonstarr Excellent story. Got any more?

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@rebeccagedd Literally nothing looks hot in diarrhea green