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@nkp17 @LUFC1992_v2

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@Smooth47Samurai @blackareslaves @LibOrNormal Which makes the whole affair even more sad

[Austin Tex @AustinTex7]

@Smooth47Samurai @LibOrNormal My brother in christ, you use that word way too much to the point it no longer has any meaning. You probably think that the shit you took this morning was racist because it rejected your asshole.

[Austin Tex @AustinTex7]

@Gosleepriya @Batmantallk Multiplied by half is x 0.5

500 × 0.5 + 50 = 300

Divided by half is /0.5

500/0.5 + 50 = 1050

[Austin Tex @AustinTex7]

@Smooth47Samurai @LibOrNormal Or maybe because the black kids are 26% of those in foster care despite being only 13% of the general population. But we shouldn't bring per-capita statistics in to this because it won't go well.

[Austin Tex @AustinTex7]

BREAKING: American president speaking to Japanese representatives concerning an upcoming military engagement.

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@Amazingeyes89 Looks like a blue steak cook. Best used on a tenderloin cut. My personal opinion is that im ok with any level of doneness at or below medium rare

[Austin Tex @AustinTex7]

@C_OColman @FreddyLA7 Look... im a free speech absolutist but goddamn...

[Austin Tex @AustinTex7]

@shaunvlog_ Vinegar based bbq sauce is usually a texas thing but I still love the attitude. Never stop.

Ps, look for Rudy's BBQ "sause" it's delicious but you'll probably have a hard time finding it.

Yes, it's spelled "sause". I think it originated as an inside joke

[Austin Tex @AustinTex7]

@usembassytokyo As an american, im more proud of this than the birth of my children.

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@hoshizorarock Stop judging me. Ive had a hard day

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@SurveyCrewGirl @shaunvlog_ @SunshineSass2

[Austin Tex @AustinTex7]

@psychedeli52876 @Jadestormchase Texan here.

I wish that california and japan could magically switch locations so we could be closer to our new steak loving japanese friends and those filthy commie Californians can be stuck out in the middle of the ocean.

[Austin Tex @AustinTex7]

@hoshizorarock We are saving up for July 4th.

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@sekaiwadai This is completely true.

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@Kiran62r2 Ive heard from a reputable source that they are capable of loving me long time even though I'm too buukuu

[Austin Tex @AustinTex7]

@Midwesthomo77 Who the fuck is talking to children about reverse cowgirl and blowjobs? I need names and addresses

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@otokyo It's anal... the answer is anal