Austin Thompson

friend/comic/lover

[Austin Thompson @austinthom23]

@TJHitchings I can do Dylan

[Austin Thompson @austinthom23]

4/20 babbbbay! I’m going to jack off

[Austin Thompson @austinthom23]

No shit he’s not okay. Just opened this app and watched this man’s neck explode in 10 different angles. What is this world.

[Austin Thompson @austinthom23]

How crazy! From Overland Park. @fox4kc

[Austin Thompson @austinthom23]

8 tacos 2 burgs and a nasty boy on a Wednesday afternoon.

[Austin Thompson @austinthom23]

I am working 9:30-midnight today. Tell me not to pop off. I’m about to cause tussles.

[Austin Thompson @austinthom23]

I’m going to say it loud and say it proud KC. Minsky’s pizza is bad Casey’s pizza.

[Austin Thompson @austinthom23]

Mid Friday

[Austin Thompson @austinthom23]

@patbev21 @PatBevPod At one point in this podcast @franciscellis says “you’re the only person that has ever made him happy” and I really believe that’s true

[Austin Thompson @austinthom23]

@BarstoolYak what a twist! The amazing company Sporcle has new ownership. Business moves quickly.

[Austin Thompson @austinthom23]

@216BaseballPod @Royals We lost in the Super Bowl dumbass

[Austin Thompson @austinthom23]

NOOOOOOOT

[Austin Thompson @austinthom23]

@Brick_Suit @hartgoat In some cultures, getting Heinzed ketchuped is a sign of respect and loyalty

[Austin Thompson @austinthom23]

Getting ketchuped is very funny

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

That first guy that got sprayed stayed so calm

[Austin Thompson @austinthom23]

Me in college when the bartender snatches my fake ID

[The_Bearded_Dr_Sina @the_beardedsina]

This is the best Down syndrome awareness video I have ever seen

Amazing 👏👏👏

[SUPER HUMMAN @superhumman1234]

Running into a fridge pt 4
( NFL SUPER BOWL STYLE ) #superhumman #donttrythisathome #nfl #SuperBowl

[Austin Thompson @austinthom23]

@IcySnipes24 @Chiefs More like Icy Sniped @PFTCommenter

[The Kingdom @MahomeSZN]

I’m ready to run through a brick wall 🚀⏰🔥

[Bobby Witt Enjoyer @jayhawkscountry]

My goat. #ChiefsKingdom

[Austin Thompson @austinthom23]

@abob_420

[Austin Thompson @austinthom23]

Get in on the newest trend of 2025. Kissing your bros on the lips if they tell you that you’re drunk