austin 🤪

Meet me, I’m nice :) ;) blm of course 💁‍♂️

[austin 🤪 @austipasti]

I aspire to have a boulangerie and name it “bread bank” and our motto would be, “welcome to the bread bank, we sell bread, we sell loafs, we got bread on deck, and bread on the flo, TOASTED” and underneath in dwindling text “stfu, listen, I just need a bauguette and a brioche...

[✧ @obviousari]

Accidentally hit “Install Now” instead of “Later” and now my iPhone 12 has iOS 27

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

Janet Jackson reveals her favourite kind of sushi is the Philadelphia roll:

"I just love how it has that cream cheese."

[kyle @kyle4prezident]

“stella lefty” “ella langley” “igby rigney”

[Scott @sagnotsad]

Me describing my trip to Mongolia

[austin 🤪 @austipasti]

Just spilled cheese sauce on my mamiya t-shirt, I guess I can’t impress photographer trade at work today.

[austin 🤪 @austipasti]

Going to the beach, can’t wait to play in freshly caught tuna tartare’s face nasty

[𝑚𝑎𝑖❀ @veryfinemelanin]

Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decision anyone as ever made omg

[austin 🤪 @austipasti]

If I come to your house I WILL be looking at your zevo fly catcher, just to see what you got.

[james @jms_tny]

When it’s above 70° outside and the salad has berries in it

[austin 🤪 @austipasti]

I feel like I’m the human equivalent of the oldest living tree on earth

[manuel @manwelllb_]

how having a crush when you’re 27 feels like

[☁︎˖ ࣪⊹ @everytimh]

she looks like ketchup

[matty monroe🥤 @MonrovianPrince]

if you’re ever in a bad mood I highly recommend getting high and searching Woah Vicky’s tweets that say “flesh”

[xXX!__Yʊ∩g_L1𝓋ყ__!XXx @livyoshi_]

Why does Woah vicky have so many tweets about flesh

[dave @davepeep]

soft launched my hatred of my coworker to another coworker and they reported me

[austin 🤪 @austipasti]

Well call me billy la boufanda the way I’m fueing to the farmacia

[austin 🤪 @austipasti]

I love la but it takes place in edo period Kyoto