Austorio

Constant near death experience

[mr online @Absolunar]

How it fucking feels

[Charli @charli_xcx]

night 3 and 4

[Austorio @austit]

I am so desperate to know what her new take is

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Greta Gerwig's #ChroniclesOfNarnia is officially releasing in theaters 🍿

• Will have a 4-week exclusive theatrical run before releasing on Netflix Christmas 2026

• Includes ~1,000 IMAX screens

• Described as a 'very new take' on the franchise

(via @Pucknews)

[aj ꕤ @bborangejuice9]

Why tf was Derrick in that cage and not her??? #TheTraitorsUS

[Sharon Bitchell-Watts 🇵🇸🇱🇧 @comagirlx]

Yeap

[Ken Cheng @kenchengcomedy]

#thetraitors

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

the bible:

[Simney @SimneySpears]

🚨 The trailer for 'The Sims 5' has leaked. It will be released in 2027.

[Austorio @austit]

I think it’s so funny that evolution fucked up birds to the point where they have to eat rocks to survive

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Today I learned that Ostriches eat stones. They eat stones because it is important for their digestive system. These omnivores eat a lot of plants, but they have no teeth. This can present a problem because plants contain complex molecules that are sometimes difficult to digest. In order to digest their food better, the ostrich will eat stones.

[THEO♅ʙʀoмɪc @theobromic_]

fortnite’s immense success is due to its commitment to doing absolutely fucking anything bc what do u mean they added emancipation of mimi era mariah carey

[Austorio @austit]

Thinking about how my boss compared my dad dying to her having delays in building her new pool. We both had really hard starts to this year.

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

i’ve seen enough. give her the emmy

[Austorio @austit]

I keep redownloading and deleting this app… it’s finally over tho I’m DONE. I need to isolate so I can feel mentally unwell without outside influence.

[Austorio @austit]

But I want to publicly state that if I ever get paralyzed and have locked in syndrome or anything even remotely similar PULL THE PLUG like do not let me suffer like that

[Austorio @austit]

I’ve been having a back and forth time with this app but it keeps serving me conservative takes and like pro Israel videos so I’m deleting it AGAIN

[Austorio @austit]

RT @ladygaga: “Disease” 10.25 https://t.co/20pCzIvVlM

[Si〽️on Strobl @Simonstrobl7]

Enough time has passed #Survivor47

[Monica @monicaseetharam]

I'm not exaggerating when I say this is one of the most interesting songs ever made. We throw around the phrase "ahead of its time" too casually but this is really the one song that fits that bill. My mind was so blown when I heard it for the first time, and honestly it still is.

[Austorio @austit]

Oh thank god I needed this

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

Harlequin. September 27. A companion album to Joker: Folie à Deux. https://t.co/86Y4cI5jSl

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

JADE’s second solo single, “Midnight Cowboy,” will be released at midnight local time.