Austin

[Austin @austizzle98]

I was born in the wrong generation. I should have been born in 200,000 BC; no job or taxes to worry about, no anxiety or technology, just bang rock with stick and live in cave house with female mate wearing animal skin

[Garbage Human @GarbageHuman24]

If somebody tells you that’s it’s just skin colour, they’re lying.

[Eugenicorn @SwanSongPMC]

*wake up*
*throw rock at kangaroo*
*eat shrub*
*rape relative*
*go to sleep*

Yeah it’s a shame they don’t own Australia anymore

[Michael Knowles @michaeljknowles]

Have the state executioners considered taking Christa Pike to the woods and crushing her skull with a rock?

[Austin @austizzle98]

@PS1patriot @TheJoshMan07 Kingdom Come: Deliverance II is an amazing game. Probably not risking it for goat simulator though

[Austin @austizzle98]

@Bingobongo35941 @brushstroke1776 @FedBurger If you are making 225k a year (unless you are in Cali or NYC) and you are struggling then you are most likely just irresponsible with money, man

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

I bought $9.99 worth of Microsoft points when I was a kid and my dad was in my room with a belt within 15 minutes of the purchase. If I spent a 100k I would of woken up in Kazakhstan with no arms

[Trad West @trad_west_]

>Show the horror of pagan human sacrifice
>End the movie with the Catholicism arriving on the shore through Spain
>"Sorry, but the human sacrifices will stop"

Mel Gibson doesn't miss.

[Austin @austizzle98]

@CallofDuty @CallofDuty
Paladin Austin#6380226
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[Call of Duty Japan @CallofDutyJP]

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[Big Daddy @_B1G_D4DDY]

We're going to burn your books again, faggots.

[⌖ @kwillscrewU]

I truly believe music taste is somewhat a reflection of intelligence.

[Austin @austizzle98]

@LavenderGhast IIRC In the lore of the game world, that kind of thing did exist for a while, they were called "exotics". But by the time of the game in 2077 it's apparently mostly fallen out of fashion. You can still find one Animals gang member who has scales, though.

[0HOUR1 @ZEER0HOUR]

Vote Republican in November unless you want to be a Spain.

[TMK @themagaking]

Call me crazy, but if you're pardoned and still plead the Fifth 111 times, you're guilty as fuck.

[Z @insatiablevine]

That fucker forced our kids to wear dirty bacteria riddled masks for 8 hours a day.

No we will never forgive him.

[Endymion @EndymionYT]

It's crazy how this is Cortana made by 343 Industries in Halo Campaign Evolved ( left ) versus Halo 4 ( right ) & you can immediately tell there's been a culture shift in western game development. This is not by accident

[ゆらぴこ🌼🐤 @yura_burstgirl]

Today i learned new American phrase...🇺🇸

Deadass💀

I deadass love Buc-ee's🦫🦫🦫

[Enes 🇹🇷 @enesovat22]

Christian evidence vs Muslim evidence

[Jeff Putnam |✍ @TheJeffPutnam]

Since Flock loves to track our locations, it only seems fair that we know theirs.

Flock Safety's new GA plant is located at 1885 Mitchell Rd, Smyrna, GA 30082

Flock went to great lengths to keep that address hidden.

That probably means it should be public info.

[jimmy @JIMMYEDGAR]

CERN is shutting down the collider and suddenly the days feel like the 24 hours that we experienced as prodigal children and not 3.3 hours