Austin Schmidt

Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk.

[Evan Fiala @eefiala]

Lisa Salters: Nikola, congrats on a tremendous game. How are you going to spend your day off in Miami?

Jokic:

[Austin Schmidt @austnschmidt]

@JonathanHessing Why are you eating mozzarella sticks at 10:30am?

[Austin Schmidt @austnschmidt]

@ItsMiKEYLAMBO I absolutely still do this.

[Austin Schmidt @austnschmidt]

@ItsMiKEYLAMBO @TheSchwagShow You gave up too early Mikey

[Mason Ramsey @masonramsey]

I said if you ain’t got no giddy up then giddy out my way

[Austin Schmidt @austnschmidt]

@TheSchwagShow Who? The nuggets?

[SLAM @SLAMonline]

The Nuggets won 54 games last year.

Bol Bol and Michael Porter Jr. have yet to make their debuts. 👀

[Austin Schmidt @austnschmidt]

This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen.

[America’s Got Talent @AGT]

It looks like @Kodileerocks just proved to the world that talent is limitless! #AGTPremiere https://t.co/a6MhFICxGq

[Derek Ochoa @DerekOchoa25]

This one is going to be fun🤘🏾 #ThisIsTexas #HookEm

[Marlon Dubuisson @13Dubuisson]

The Night King’s security somehow letting Arya through #GameofThrones 

[Austin Schmidt @austnschmidt]

Night king got too cocky and blew that 4th quarter lead

[Raul G @Blackfia2]

Literally no one:

Podrick:
#GameOfThrones

[Austin Schmidt @austnschmidt]

@ItsMiKEYLAMBO B-nox is wild

[John LaCorte @CoachLaCorte]

In a sport that’s individualized like golf, @TigerWoods telling his caddy “WE DID IT!” Not “I did it”.

“I Guys” don’t win. Simple as that.

[Timeless Sports @timelesssports_]

"You wake up at 3, train at 4. 4-6. Come home, eat breakfast, relax. Now you're back at it again 9-11. Relax ... Back at it again, 2-4. Now you're back at it again, 7-9.

By year 5 & 6, it doesn't matter what kind of work they do in the summer - they're never gonna catch up."

[Bo Django’s @EastSideKris]

Chick-fil-A: “How many sauces u need?”

Me:

https://t.co/qxK3MMKexC

[Austin Schmidt @austnschmidt]

@JonathanHessing @Theshlumpedgod @GusSilva918 🔜‼️

[Austin Schmidt @austnschmidt]

@TGreenhutOD Are you talking about the team that lost to Texas in the Sugar Bowl?