Austination

I'm a Youtuber who loves music. I review music and it sometimes pisses people off.

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Rays pitcher Jonathan Heasley puked on the mound in his team debut

[ziks @zicobarre]

Judge fleisher gets angry 😠 after finding out why this black man was arrested and immediately.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Jim Carrey says Tommy Lee Jones openly disliked him on BATMAN FOREVER.

Carrey recalls greeting him & Jones snapping, “I hate you. I can’t sanction your buffoonery.”

He later learned it stemmed from Dumb and Dumber outperforming Jones’ Cobb at box office

[J. Jonah Jameson @JustthefactsJJ]

Time I address the elephant in the room…..There I was, trying to enjoy a Mets game like a normal American. And who shows up sitting behind me? THAT WALL-CRAWLING MENACE! And what is he doing? Save the city? OH NO!!! SITTING IN PREMIUM SEATS PROBABLY PAID FOR BY MY TAX DOLLARS!!!

[Austination @austorr98]

@DarthNoobSaibot Coming from a Bengals fan 😂

[Austination @austorr98]

@1Mawd @HoodieRamey No Likely. He showed promise but made more mistakes that killed us. Andrews is older and declining but he earned what he got to stay with us Isiah did not and the Giants overpaid for a guy whose never had 450 yards in a season.

[Alexa Datt @AlexaDatt]

First year MLB managers Blake Butera and Craig Albernaz, friends for a decade, play “Most Likely To” and the results are as expected 😆

[Austination @austorr98]

@BmoreGraven Bengals fans be like "yeah but he lost in the superbowl, your QB didn't do that" and think its a flex. 😂

[NRM84 @Mappy6984]

Caleb gives zero fucks 0

[Austination @austorr98]

@mq00098 Doing fine. Sorry for the late reply.

[Austination @austorr98]

@RetardEmpire @BayAreaBrennan Exactly Marcell Ozuna beat his spouse and he has been playing in the league since then. Or what about the steroid users. People still call them the G.O.A.T.S and beg for them to be in the hall of fame even though they cheated their way to the top.

[Onyx @OnyxOdds]

Dianna Russini: “I didn’t do anything, I’m a professional”

Mike Vrabel:

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Christian Bale laughs after a fan says,

“Don’t care what people say, you did a great job in Thor: Love and Thunder.”

[Ⓜ️ayana @billiongjgly]

1. Our skeletons are wet.
2. your nose is ALWAYS in your line of sight, but your brain ignores it
3. When you receive a donated kidney, they don’t take out the bad one. They just add the good one in.
4. Your immune system doesn't know you have eyes. Otherwise, it would attack them and make you blind. injuring one eye can introduce eye bits to the bloodstream and basically give your immune system the knowledge of having eyes. then it might decide it really fucking hates that and attack your non-injured eye.

5. The quality of the male sperm is responsible for morning sickness, preeclampsia, baby’s gender and almost every single pregnancy related issue.
6. You breathe through one nostril at a time. Don’t believe me? Put your finger below your nose and try.
7. The brain itself has no nerve endings, so it can’t feel pain. That’s why patients can be wide awake during brain surgery and made to perform certain actions.
8. That ringing in silence isn’t silence
When everything is quiet and you hear a faint ringing?
That’s your brain listening to its own nervous system.
You are hearing yourself functioning.
9. You will never experience your own death.
You only experience approaching it… Then nothing.
Everyone else gets closure, stories, funerals, and memories.
You don’t.
You never know you’ve become a memory.
From your perspective, the story just stops mid-sentence.

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

1 2 Buckle My Shoe (2023)

[Austination @austorr98]

@BengalsKorey Campbell is a depth behind behind the other main pass rushers. Lawrence is going to a team expected to be the main pass rusher after a 1 sack season on a team that has no other pass rushers and will still be horrible on defense regardless how Larence does.

[Austination @austorr98]

@NFL_DovKleiman So does Derrick Henry a guy who's ran for 3,400 yards the past 2 seasons while also finishing the runner up as the leagues leading rusher twice just not exsist anymore? Seriously putting Hampton and Skatebbo on this list and not Henry is so disrespectful.

[Austination @austorr98]

@sabre_gaming_ Than I'll shut off my PS5.

[Austination @austorr98]

@Obafemi30 @Lj_era8 He can't joke around. Sure he believes himself but let's not act like this means anything really. Just trying to bring the man down for no reason other than he believes in himself.