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i just really fucking enjoy being high

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i love when pussies block you on social media and then unblock you just so you’re not following them anymore 🤣 just block me hunny

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the ends of my eyelashes are constantly a little bit burnt from the lighter being too close to my face

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snapping my dead friends like “lol how dare you not open my last snapchat”

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@Skrillin77 that’s okay :) sounds relaxing self care

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the bowls i made in mr frompson’s 7th grade pottery class are now my ash trays. we love character development

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@highimallyy everyone commenting shitty things do not understand what you have gone through and they never will until they experience it themselves. it’s sad how non empathetic they are.

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ever since i learned that a good amount of the people i work with get botox, i can’t stop starting at everyone’s foreheads

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had my year end appraisal and for my this needs improvement I got “you need to stop saying sorry so often”

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@orange_peals do you have all of these??? 🤩

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@Rachel_Ely24 this 🙌🏼

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@orange_peals or im just high lol

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@orange_peals wait but that’s was kinda cute?

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@Emily_Reeves15 thanks emily :) i hope you are doing well

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how do i tell my boss that i want to work from home when it snows because i am scared / traumatized of driving in the snow because my boyfriend died in a car accident in the winter

[Jenni @hashjenni]

notice how we say “girl” when excited and “man” when disappointed

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@caseycurttt LOL had two margs last tuesday. nothing is better than margs with company money

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work is like going to the library in college but for 8 hours straight

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

i cannot fuck it we ball for much longer

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@Mr_ireal @LilSam201 as she should be

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“No oNe WaNtS to WoRk AnYmORe”
bitch i don’t know one person who is unemployed someone explain this to me