J.T. McDaniel

Novelist, audiobook narrator, playwright, actor, philosopher, grandfather, and haberdasher.

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@tadka_tez @Ankit_Voicee No animal is dying from this. An already dead pig is, however, being readied for roasting.

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@kenyladynv Dear MAGA types: the 9th Commandment is still generally held to be in effect, so knock this stuff off if you expect to get into Heaven.

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@mahrukh2872 Reminds me of the one that starts, "You're the conductor on a train running from New York to Chicago," then details how many passengers get on and off at each stop before everyone left gets off in Chicago, and then finally asks, "Now, how old is the conductor?"

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@marielitaroja @Atmayn_ Verdad. Y fascinante. Una de las tias de mi madre era cinco años mas joven que mi madre.

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@Motivational__G Wrong credit card processor, tablet, LCD TV, gas pumps are in the garage door, pumping gas into back seat, no naked calendar on the wall, and most places then had hydraulic lifts with a center pillar and not the type shown.

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@EastJabib Mencken was right; particularly when it comes to Republicans.

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@america The irony is that very often the people posting stuff like this are the same people who want the Ten Commandments posted in schools and government buildings. With the "not" omitted from the 9th, presumably.

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@Wendy1u17 The only thing I can spot is the address on the picture. Two-letter state abbreviations came in with ZIP Codes in '63. It would have been the first three letters in '56.

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@theekabbah That is literally what those mops are made for.

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@DanFoley1964 @SalsaPrice The autocorrect error in that note should be obvious.

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@DanFoley1964 @SalsaPrice On the other hand, that hank of thumb line in front of it is long gone

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@yankeedraft @grok According to a certain film starring four lads from Liverpool, Harrod's delivery vans also operated that way.

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@wordrefiner Noticed one in a translation a couple days ago, Special Agent turned into Space Agent (agente especial to agente espacial). Probably a typo, since it was spelled correctly three other times in the same paragraph.

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@AmericanSpoof They're equipping missiles with towed cameras now?

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@atensnut Because it's illegal for them to be there. Simple as that.

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@MusingsMichael @ag_0012 The modern name for Southern Democrat is Republican. The modern name for actual Republicans is extinct.

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@itsrosesm Call the cops, same as you'd do with any other criminal.

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@Ruby_331 Lamé, a kind of golden, metallic cloth, glittering and wonderful. Or, at least, Liberace thought it was.