Autumn

[Autumn @authannold]

“You’re not required to set yourself on fire to keep other people warm.”

[Autumn @authannold]

@WalshFreedom @KamalaHarris …my parents are life long Democrats in Pennsylvania that voted Republican via mail-in ballot last week. Their first time ever voting Republican. Your thought process for justifying him “losing” is not valid. At all. 😂

[Autumn @authannold]

The Lincoln Lawyer ends on a cliffhanger every single season and then they make you wait a year to find out what happens 😑

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid.

[Meghan McCain @MeghanMcCain]

Bret Baier is an incredible interviewer.

[Autumn @authannold]

I can’t believe people eat swiss cheese voluntarily. 🤮

[Autumn @authannold]

@JerambeX Definitely next time 😂

[Autumn @authannold]

When I’m in Clarion, I like to keep it interesting and see if I get violently ill from Sakura. Will I be projectile vomiting in an hour? Stay tuned.

[Autumn @authannold]

Counting down the days until I never have to write a paper again 😒

[Autumn @authannold]

Poppin bottles…. Of Tums

[Autumn @authannold]

I had about 8 dinners at the Canfield Fair. Alex had to roll me outta there 🐷

[Autumn @authannold]

Just want it to be September so I can rewatch The Vampire Diaries for the tenth time 🎃🧛‍♂️🧛‍♀️

[Autumn @authannold]

Not me listening to Carol of the Bells in July

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

This is one of the greatest comebacks in cinema history

[Autumn @authannold]

10/10 regretting my decision to work today.

[Autumn @authannold]

#TheResident deserved another season. I’ll be pissed about this forever, probably 💁🏻‍♀️

[Autumn @authannold]

The people at the Nespresso warehouse probably think I’m nuts considering I order 50 pods of coffee every other week 🤪 just working overtime and in grad school. Nothing to see here.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Updated best roasters list

1. Edelman
2. Belichick

[Autumn @authannold]

A quick way to get rid of me if you’re not enjoying my company is to put on Dances With Wolves. There’s a 100% chance I’ll immediately leave the room.

[Autumn @authannold]

The apple truly doesn’t fall far from the tree.