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Simply Smashing Value Patrol

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It's harder to build a Yo-yo than you think. http://t.co/OcpzD8bE via @authenica

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@bthayer Yeah, that has always been my problem :)

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Nice Merger But We're Left Holding The Bag http://t.co/57naSVB via @authenica

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Are you loyal to each and every one of us? http://t.co/bQ4hHtT via @authenica

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The mediocre part of waking up http://t.co/62z5GSH via @authenica

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We miss the Hitler Channel http://t.co/ecgksEE via @authenica

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Do not Attempt to Drive it http://t.co/9hx4Cht via @authenica

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My watch is a little fast http://t.co/Uyw6oMj via @authenica

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All for One for One http://t.co/kGVMZ7L via @authenica

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Please hold your nuts while I individually scan all 50 of your screws http://t.co/K7HwtId via @authenica

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50 mpg barrier finally broken 33 years ago http://t.co/Md431jo via @authenica

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And we use the term http://t.co/SMBeXHD via @authenica

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Body found in LAX restroom found to die of exasperation http://t.co/2bRXtKX via @authenica

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If you can Stream it, you can make it so http://t.co/mUaiUvz via @authenica

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Burger, Fries and a Soft Drink right to your room for only $38.40 http://t.co/Z9xVHmI via @authenica

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Welcome to Starbucks, Can I talk you into anything? http://t.co/k0BklXz via @authenica

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Tell a friend: Three Days until Authenica

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Simply Smashing Value Patrol launches June 17! Visit Authenica.com or follow us to stay posted.

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