Alan Baker

Father/Husband/Author. A good story doesn’t just entertain; it transcends time and place, speaks to your inner soul, and tells you something about yourself.

[Alan Baker @authoralanbaker]

A horrific accident introduces a frightening supernatural presence into a young woman’s life, altering both her past and future.

https://t.co/z8dp2w0Mfn

[Alan Baker @authoralanbaker]

90% of my day is spent try to remember my passwords. The other 10% is spent resetting them.

[Alan Baker @authoralanbaker]

Gotta love capitalism.

[Alan Baker @authoralanbaker]

How messed up is 2020? I’ll tell you. Now I get anxiety when I’m watching Friends because none of them are social distancing. Damn.

[Alan Baker @authoralanbaker]

I just had Biscoff crackers. It reminded me of the last time I was on a plane. Now, I’m just sad.

[Alan Baker @authoralanbaker]

This was a solid 3.5/5 stars for me, looking forward to a tv adaptation. If you never read Watchers I’d read that first. Watchers is Koontz’s best book IMHO.

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

‘Snowpiercer’ Producer Tomorrow Studios To Adapt Dean Koontz’s Thriller ‘Devoted’ For Television https://t.co/AQINAWNcU9

[Alan Baker @authoralanbaker]

Afternoon naps are severely underrated.

[Alan Baker @authoralanbaker]

Is there someone really coughing uncontrollably in the NBA Bubble telecast???

[Alan Baker @authoralanbaker]

Was at the grocery store today and every person I saw had a mask on. Everyone! Little by little becomes a lot. #MaskUp

[Alan Baker @authoralanbaker]

My kids are watching a show called the floor is lava. I could’ve sworn I invented this game 30 years ago.

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Friyay=#writerslift!!

Show me everything you've got, #WritingCommunity!

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--All the stuff

[Alan Baker @authoralanbaker]

I haven’t eaten 75 hot dogs in 10 years let alone 10 min! Wow! #NathansHotDogEatingContest

[Alan Baker @authoralanbaker]

I’m kinda over GIFs as a form of communication.

[Alan Baker @authoralanbaker]

Got my egg balancing in for the year #SummerSolstice

[Alan Baker @authoralanbaker]

Wow soccer is so damn boring #LiveSportsReturns

[Alan Baker @authoralanbaker]

PSA: The Haunting of Hill House book and Netflix series are completely different. Book was so so, we’ll see about the series.

[Alan Baker @authoralanbaker]

Hey bike guy! Streets are for God damn cars!

[Alan Baker @authoralanbaker]

30-40 years from now our grandkids will read about what’s happening now in their social studies classes.

[Alan Baker @authoralanbaker]

What? #DeleteFacebook? How am I supposed to pretend I’m friends with people that I never hung out with in high school?

[Alan Baker @authoralanbaker]

I’m jonesing for an overrated Marvel movie and an extra large bucket of popcorn right now.

[Alan Baker @authoralanbaker]

#WritingCommunity How many of you have weird habits while writing/editing?

Mine: Glasses off while writing a first draft, on for all future re-writes. Would love to hear others.