E.A. Copen

Author of #LGBT #horror and dark #fantasy Invisible bi raptor Cat lady #AutismMom She/her pronouns

[E.A. Copen @authoreacopen]

In other news, the 4th Felix Cross book dropped today! If you feel like a book about demons, vengeful spirits, and creeping horror that will stick with you long after you put it down... https://t.co/yd9raEYRJ9

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@TravisBaldree @EmberWickArt I love it!

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Fred Armisen stars in a horror-comedy podcast set in a supermarket. He tells us about his love of stationary and the item he always forgets to get at the store. Listen to @realmmedia's Black Friday: https://t.co/nS3jAIOcR8

[E.A. Copen @authoreacopen]

@writersyndrome Congratulations!

[Realm @RealmMedia]

Horror-comedy podcast #BlackFriday starring Fred Armisen and written by @authoreacopen is out TODAY.

🛒https://t.co/WxUrU8RIwq🧟

[E.A. Copen @authoreacopen]

I put on some music, but nothing played so cue me frantically trying to figure out why sound suddenly isn't working on my computer. It turns out my headphones weren't plugged in.

I think I need more coffee.

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I love how optimistic YouTube advertising is. Today, I got asked: Which of these fragrances do you recall seeing an ad for in the last 2 weeks? And they dared to list brand names instead of the celebs in their commercials.

[E.A. Copen @authoreacopen]

Weather app: It's 41 degrees.
Me: Oh, it's gonna be cold. Better wear something warm.
Also me: Sweats all day because I'm too hot.

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TMW it's 7pm and you're tired, but it's too early to go to bed, too late for a nap, and you know you're going to be wide awake again by bedtime...

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I have like 3 different NaNoWriMo projects going (all fantasy or romance) and yet today my brain saw fit to remind me that I have an unfinished draft of a horror novel just sitting there. UNFAIR.

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I can't even tell y'all how excited I am for this. #BlackFriday

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When demons from hell and their zombie minions attack the Mart Club, Bob and his coworkers must find a way to defeat them before the holiday crowd descends.

#BlackFriday starring Fred Armisen and written by @authoreacopen premieres November 22nd!

🛒https://t.co/WxUrU8RIwq🛒

[E.A. Copen @authoreacopen]

Trying to edit before coffee was a bad idea. Apparently, MS Word can sense your exhaustion.

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Is it even possible to keep cats off your desk as a writer?

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Wait...There's only 5 days left in the month? WTF, October? Where did you even go?!

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Had to cancel a pre-order today. If you pre-ordered Rift Blade, you should've gotten a notification. Sadly, my health has been too bad and I fell behind. One of my kids has a surgery coming up too, so doubt I'll catch up. Had to make the hard decision. Sorry, folkx!

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@rrvirdi Imagining they are all dairy free so I can actually partake? Give me strawberry or give me death...by chocolate.

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It's 4am and I can't sleep so I'm sitting here with my window open because it's hot. I just heard something growl outside my second story window, y'all. Should I invite the Mothman in for tea or what? Rural West Virginia is creepy AF at this time of night.

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Why do I never post to Twitter? Because I used up all my words writing books. I've written like 300k in a month and a half and my brain is melting.

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In case anyone wonders where I've been, I've been writing. 80k in less than 2 weeks on a project I had no idea I was even going to do 3 weeks ago. But that's cool. Not like I have DEADLINES.