Alice

⭐️⭐️ I see beauty in imperfection ⭐️⭐️ Writer, artist, antinatalist, childfree, introvert, non-monogamous, feminist, INTJ and all round terrible friend

[Alice @authoredbyalice]

That fetus you saved from abortion grew up to be an abortion doctor

[Alice @authoredbyalice]

Is it just me or is the audience at #eurovision2018 a total sausagefest?

[Alice @authoredbyalice]

@ThomDrew91 @DJ_Nuera Will you guys still be my friend if i say that we should go to Sweden next year?

[Alice @authoredbyalice]

Ready for #Eurovision like

[Alice @authoredbyalice]

How do I vote for the interval entertainment? #Eurovision2018

[Alice @authoredbyalice]

My reaction to Moldova #Eurovision2018

[Alice @authoredbyalice]

Seeing people embarrass themselves is the only reason we watch tbh #Eurovision2018 https://t.co/PUqP3LS6aE

[Alice @authoredbyalice]

@ThomDrew91 😩 your girl couldve done with a flute to beat off the invader tbh

[Alice @authoredbyalice]

I CANNOT HANDLE THIS MUCH SEX APPEAL. THERE ARE CHILDREN WATCHING! #CzechRepublic #Eurovison2018 #eurovision

[Alice @authoredbyalice]

Uhhh, Norway, is this satire? #Eurovision2018

[Alice @authoredbyalice]

@DJ_Nuera Its so hard to decide! I hate them all equally 💕

[Alice @authoredbyalice]

@DJ_Nuera Haha! Srsly tho, we need a good country to win so we can go there next year & hang out like dicks in the crowd waving fucking pirate flags

[Vincent Van Gone @VVanGone]

I don’t look into the void
I look into myself
and all I see
is the void

[Alice @authoredbyalice]

After seeing his Tedtalk, I have a feeling @ChetanBhatt1962 might be tickled by this...

[Alice @authoredbyalice]

. @DoubleJRadio is playing the entire @ATCQ Low End Theory and I cant believe my ears. Monday morning has never sounded so good

[Alice @authoredbyalice]

Daydreaming of human extinction 💕

[C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau]

My favorite Christmas lights are the tail lights of the relatives' cars.

[Todestrieb @NichtGutGenug]

*crosses street without looking*

[Alice @authoredbyalice]

calling in sick so I can stay home and cover myself in glitter

[Alice @authoredbyalice]

Suicide prevention is the ultimate form of misery loves company