JM Paquette

JM Paquette writes cheesy vampire romance novels, reads even awful books to the end, and
teaches English when she isn't marathoning outdated shows on Netflix.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

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Looking for a #rockstar #fae #lovetriangle #fantasy ? Check out Heart of Stone on #yonder!

https://t.co/5SrWrlfmEm

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Looking for a cool rpg?

https://t.co/tRcsxTGsko

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If you love The Faerie Queene as much as I do, you should check out this new edition from @skyturtlepress now on Kickstarter. I had the pleasure of meeting the creator at #Ala this summer and am so excited to see the final version!

https://t.co/QdPSA1S2Qf

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Okay, apparently it was the Biltmore Hotel. But still...

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Apparently I can't edit my first tweet to say 1/3 without being Verified. Whatever. You get the gist!

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Story Time 3/3

We're right down the street from the #GRAMMYs. I love that my husband spotted the fashion faux pas of evening dress for what he assumed was an afternoon event before recognizing the famous singers around him.

#FYE2023 #fashion

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Story Time 2/3

He texts me from the Beverly Wilshire:
"There must be some event going on here today. Everyone is in evening gowns and tuxedos... except it's 10am. Whatever. #California"

A few minutes later, another text: "So many cool tuxes!"

#GRAMMYs   
#FYE2023

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Story Time! 1/2

Context: I'm at the First-Year Experience Conference in Los Angeles this weekend.

While I'm doing my thing this morning, my husband is wandering around downtown.

#GRAMMYs   
#FYE2023

[MeetCuteBookshop @_MeetCuteBooks_]

Monstrous Love w/Paige Lavoie!

February 15th @ 6pm Pacific

Join us (virtually) as Paige Lavoie, author of In Love With Mothman, chats about all things monster romance & cryptid caresses with fellow author JM Paquette!

Free to attend! Register @ the link on our events calendar.

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Mom Kat Reads: "Keep Me Close" by JM Paquette: https://t.co/cNslRJpWX6

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Looking forward to #galaxycon!

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@Valerie_Willis Wow.

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

Reflecting fondly on the HarperCollins employee holiday "gift" for 2021 (they don't do bonuses for non-execs):

A time-limited download of one of one of 6 preselected ebooks that we had worked on and had access to already. One was about strategies for enhancing work productivity.

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Yes!

[Ben Sprung 🇺🇦 @bgsprung]

mind blown by a YouTube comment of all things

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@DrLisaCorrigan Some old school grammar!

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@rkambury @Valerie_Willis

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Looks like it's getting close to that time. Anyone on Wandering Shop at Mastodon want to send me an invite? That's my speed (Scifi, fantasy, and coffee shop conversation! )

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Excellent time at #shameless22!

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Come out to the Up-and-Coming Author Showcase this Friday! #shameless22

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@Valerie_Willis Nope. But we learned some valuable lessons: skip the party and live to see another day (a day of magic duels and sea monsters!)