potato poisoning

I wrote I knew a woman who never took off her wedding dress | There's a demon in my attic and she has three rules |

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I'm a female horror author from South America and my first book is being published by @VeloxBooks

The release date is September 29 but you can pre-order it today!

https://t.co/BCRXNBV6dx

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i'm not even american but as a woman and as a poor person i'm so tired of having to be thankful for mere survival. i want the right to thrive

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anyway, two brand new stories are out. you can read them on r/PPoisoningTales, r/Odd_directions or r/ByfelsDisciple

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i am somewhat back to reddit. i'm pretty sure i'll never write as prolifically as my, so to say, golden era again, and i'm not pressuring myself to do so

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they didn't want to change the dumb rules in 2020 and they surely won't now, it's too late anyway. whoever's in charge chose to drive talented amateur authors who got a lot of opportunities from getting 5k+upvotes there away and let a community once so relevant fall into oblivion

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so fucking funny that trump&his kind are completely taken aback by being called weird. they know they are disgusting, bigots and criminals but weird? they spent their whole lives fancying themselves the gold standard of normalcy and crushing everyone that doesnt submit. glorious

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why are sabrina and olivia so obsessed with telling the funniest joke joshua bassett has ever heard

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poached eggs are so infuriating. thank you for this regular-ass boiled egg with 100 maddening extra steps

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so amazing how the official definition of an old person is "exactly whatever @authorpolonium's age is at any given time + 30%"

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this is actually so refreshing. while most artists are moving towards being glamorous, over-the-top and profitable, charli is movig towards being silly, horny and fun https://t.co/4jXfQijHFs

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idk who needs to hear this today but even those truly happy with the choices they made sometimes feel a little sad for the things that they necessarily can't have because of this choice (a different career, living close to family/friends)

it doesn't mean it was the wrong choice

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the first time i saw someone referring to their partner as "my SO" i thought 🥺 omg so cute they're calling the person they love My Special One

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no man that expects you to always be the organized one like it's your goddamn gendered job (and not a continuous effort that sometimes is too much to handle) is worth of your time

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i'm convinced that the most important skill a couple can have is being able to seamlessly take turns being the messy one. i'm not organized, but i try to be more for the sake of my husband. still, i fall short on a lot of things he can manage

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i'm watching the new one this week so i just rewatched the first inside out..... imagine being so unfunny that ONE interaction with you is enough to make the whole silly island fall apart and crumble into oblivion

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it would actually be sooo embarrassing for god if he actually liked me because i'm just not into him at all

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i have never felt bad when some freak says GOD HATES YOU to me. if god is even real i'm not very fond of him either

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have you considered that maybe this headache, random body pain, perpetually upset stomach and horrible tiredness will only go away after you hunt down the enemies of your ancestors and fulfill the prophecy by undoing their blood oath?

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i never not have some weird pain or discomfort, i guess i'm two doctors away from being diagnosed with being cursed