autumn

your friendly neighborhood basic white girl.

[bridget nation @allthebellslay]

He should have been brutally beat up every episode

[Robert Francis @rbfrncs]

I’m reading the depression-era diary from a highschooler in North Dakota and it’s making me emotional

[Danielle ☁️ @folksyswift]

When your heart is pure, you understand that every Taylor Swift song is good and important because each one expands the lore and context to the sprawling Taylor Swift epic multiverse she’s been weaving with her bare hands since she was 12 years old

[Kevin Turner @ktfuntweets]

Ken Paxton would get smoked by James Talarico in a game of Baby Billy’s Bible Bonkers

[San Antonio Spurs @spurs]

The Force is with us tonight (and so is Anakin!)

Hayden Christensen is in the building tonight ✨

[Carson Breber @Carsobi]

You like Wemby because he does cool stuff on the basketball court.

I like Wemby for far deeper, more mysterious and intellectually challenging reasons. 

We are not the same.

[𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙙aᥫ @desi0re]

"Stop bouncing your leg" girl, it's either this or l start screaming

[nico 🩷☁️ @showgirlnico]

FATHER FIGURE X STAR WARS, IM ON THE FLOOOOOOR

[David @davidiety]

I wanna say that this is her best music video since Cardigan and im not exaggerating!

https://t.co/BNjWhe2iNr

[pris @pwiscila]

The “Wooooooooo” track from sitcoms should play whenever you kiss someone in real life

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

Me losing all my humour and social skills the minute someone I don't know joins the conversation

[Rosalind @rosalindmar19]

Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope

[mirrorball ❤️‍🔥 @penthouseheart]

swifties in the workplace

[basith @basithladoo]

to do list:
bite the hand that feeds me
put all my eggs in one basket
kill two birds with one stone
let the cat out of the bag
think inside the box
burn bridges
walk on thin ice
play with fire

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

And, baby, that’s show business for you. New album The Life of a Showgirl. Out October 3  ❤️‍🔥

https://t.co/rIaG2Ezo7Z

Album Producers: Max Martin, Shellback and Taylor Swift
📸: Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Being in a bad mood is soo humiliating like why am I replying in one word answers this is ruining my brand as a delight to be around I feel so naked without my zest for life

[olive 🩵 zero company 🎃👻 @ct_girlie]

annual June 1st remembrance of this tweet