Moonchild

Life is a mess // 18+

[Moonchild @autin_watts]

I’m a little dumb.

[Moonchild @autin_watts]

Netflix is a billion dollar company and they can’t even handle one live event without crashing

[Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS]

👀 BREAKING: This ad, when tested, moves under-30-men by 2+ points away from Donald Trump.

That’s HUGE MOVEMENT!

Please share widely!

Guys don’t want to be controlled either. #MAGAInYourSheets

[Moonchild @autin_watts]

Does Voltorb think you are throwing its babies at it?

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Donald Trump left office with the lowest approval rating of any president ever. But some people now seem to be suffering from amnesia.

Let me jog your memory

[Mrs. Butters 🥧 @MrsButters]

THIS!

Everything I've wanted to say since the moment his ear was nicked by the glass.

[Moonchild @autin_watts]

Hey @SenTedCruz the gun lobby has spent $176,274 to benefit your political campaigns. Represent the voters, not the gun lobby, or come November we will https://t.co/ejowUMN82G #VoteYouOut

[Moonchild @autin_watts]

Being in love sounds nice

[Moonchild @autin_watts]

If the titty fits in my hand, I will suck it
If the titty doesn’t fit in my hand, I will still try and suck it

[Moonchild @autin_watts]

If you put your volume on an odd number other then 5 imma fight you

[Moonchild @autin_watts]

I wanna die so bad but I know it’ll make my parents sad if I pass before them and I’ll never forgive myself if that happens.

[Moonchild @autin_watts]

After lots of thought and research I’ve decided that I do not want kids

[Moonchild @autin_watts]

One of my plugs told me happy birthday before my own family. They eventually told me except for one of my brothers and I’m honestly really hurt by him not saying anything

[Moonchild @autin_watts]

@Divinenega I was looking forward to this anime but after seeing this I think I’ll just read the manga instead. This new animation style is ass. It doesn’t looks smooth at all. You can literally see the characters lagging as they walk. Smh 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Moonchild @autin_watts]

Just quit my job

[Moonchild @autin_watts]

I need a more respectable job

[Moonchild @autin_watts]

Love is a joke

[Moonchild @autin_watts]

Sometimes things just don’t go as planned