Johnny Utopia

get the fuck away from me

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bi son or buffalo

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@theboatdrinker you’re 100% right but your tone comes off like this guy

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@LeadingReport haha 67

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@goobercock we are way past the statute of limitations on the santa thing, anyone who was a part of that is dead or in their 80s at this point

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@billjesperson65 nails

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i met my wife on clash of clans global chat

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@JohnDadof7 loose butthole man

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@Real__Sensei infinite baddies in newtown

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balsamic smells like feet

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@oxlong97 a very fine line between too much meat and the perfect amount

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@xBufordTJustice who cares

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@MrWhale78620853 @watcherofball @schwampnuts I was undercover when I met ponyboy the first time

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@watcherofball @MrWhale78620853 @schwampnuts we should link up without him

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the problem is that there’s literally no way to tell when you’re going to run out of body wash. so then you’re stuck being stinky for like a week

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@mayor_neon i think it looks pretty cool

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i’ll be right back, gotta go drop my diarrhea off at the pool

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@lavishlounger preciate it my frigga

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doing a phish thing

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goodness those sqwerv fellas are awesome

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@iamkylecoleman get in line