Is that what you're going to wear?

Author of Do You Think This Is Strange,a coming of age story of 2 teens on the spectrum --

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One thing I have learned. Knowing you're strange doesn't keep you from doing strange things.

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Is the letter Y transitioning to a vowel or is it transitioning to a consonant?

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The Polar Express would not have gone over as well if, instead of a conductor picking up children at night in a resplendent train, they were picked up in a series of white vans.

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The other day my daughter asked me if physics allowed for alternate universes to exist and, if so, how many of them didn't include her annoying brother.

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*kidnappers put 15 year old son in car*

Son: I call music

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Small sacrifices are for small gods #smallsacrifice #smallgod

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If dreams aren't real, and dreams have no meaning, why do we keep having them?

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No one stops listening to a symphony because they know it's going to end

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Funny how LGBT has expanded since it was coined in 1988. At its most elegant and nuanced, it is now LGBTQQIP2SAA. In 35 years, it's evolved from a sandwich to a password.

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When centaurs run, do they pump their arms?

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The people who classified batteries in to A, AA, AAA were clearly afraid of electricity

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My daughter wants a cat and want to name it Hugh because Cat is short for Catthew

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Sex is great but have you ever finally scratched that part of your back you can't reach with either hand and it's been driving you crazy for the past ten minutes?

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I don't have bad handwriting, I just write with a strong accent

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I have a time travel joke but you didn't like it

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The executor of my will is also tasked with deleting my browser history

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@heliofractal Make a career of it

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We got a new flat screen TV for the living room and my daughter won the coin toss to peel off the protective cellophane. "Ah, this is so satisfying," she said. "Kind of like peeling the skin off a sunburn."

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A friend told me yesterday: "I just bought a computer specifically for Netflix. I can't afford Netflix yet, but this computer is one step closer."

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I finished Paul Coelho's The Alchemist, and a line has stuck with me: "The secret of life, though, is to fall seven times and to get up eight times." But then I wondered, how does someone get up more times than they fall down ...

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@ViviAnneHunt Clobberful would be better. Clobberous if it isn't clobbering at this exact moment. Clobbericious if it's around the Holidays