Autistic License 🍉🫒🗝

My natural form is a puddle of anxiety
She/her
Autism & ADHD
#ActuallyAutistic

[Autistic License 🍉🫒🗝 @AutisticLicence]

"I Autism Therefore I Traumatism"

By René Despairtes

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

Like do you know how hard it is to explain to people that the best video of all time is about the ghost of a Puerto Rican Michael Jackson impersonator

[Laura Elliott @TinyWriterLaura]

if i could RT this a thousand times i would! i did not teach myself to read & write again after my brain went haywire & then spend 7 years writing a book just to have an abled person tell me disabled people have to steal my work with the climate-destruction machine to be creative

[xander @whosalex]

its so hot outside i fucking hate israel

[Georgia Coley @artwithinpod]

I truly believe this guy is in, like, the bottom tier of intelligence among human beings. like that's an astronomical idiot talking. I don't even think I *know* anyone who is this stupid. he is living proof that making money does not make you smart or interesting.

[Mr. Spock 🖖 (Commentary) @SpockResists]

When you are scrolling and it’s just awful after awful.
Suddenly. Absolute cuteness comes on your feed.
Cooking recipes and giving you life.
Please everyone. Raise your children to be like this angel.
The cuteness is off the scale.

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

Worth more than every data center combined.

[Autistic License 🍉🫒🗝 @AutisticLicence]

I am collecting funds for Asala and her children who have been displaced again from the North of Gaza. They are in dire need of shelter, food and essentials which are all at highly inflated costs. https://t.co/dy5QiWjdt9

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

Oh fuck you. FUCK you. You don't get to do this now. You don't get to turn around and go "Oopsie poopsie, we made a mistake!" This was YOUR genocide, motherfuckers. YOURS. You chose it. You own it. Forever. The stench of the rotting corpses in Gaza will follow you for all time.

[ُ sushi ibushi 𖣂 @svhibe]

you see this red splotch covering Gaza? it is made of red dots, each single dot represents an airstrike under the Biden’s administration. it took two years of tremendous relentless unforgiving bombing and 4 US vetos to complete. you can’t regret your way out of this.

[kiki swamp 🇵🇸 @itspineconexo]

some of these groups of 20 somethings doing absurd sketch comedy really deserve awards LMFAO

[your local pigeon 🏳️‍🌈 @somegenericnam8]

@Kranzschwinger I thought I was autistic, but maybe I'm just german

[astrOtuba 🇱🇹🇪🇺🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 @astrOtuba]

@foxyavelli

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

1996: can't use the internet without your phone

2010: the internet stretches before you like the vast expanse of a new frontier. You dance through it, unhindered. Unburdened. You have never heard of 2-factor authentication.

2026: can't use the internet without your phone

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

My general rule for feeling mentally well is understanding that the more I judge others negatively, the more I anticipate negative judgement from others. Practicing kindness and leniency and forgiveness has no guarantee of reciprocation, but it puts you in a better state of mind.

[Sisa @TheTitanBaddie]

They really can't take her. Skipped over everyone else and went straight to pick her up.

[Tom Hatfield @WordMercenary]

MPs: *raises retirement age*
MPs: *cut healthcare*
MPs: *raise cost of living*
MPs: "Why are so many working people sick and disabled now? Must be because they're lazy.

[Raquel Willis @Raquel__Willis]

We are not obligated to mourn our oppressors. In fact, we must remember who they truly were and resist sanitizing their record.

[Tom Hatfield @WordMercenary]

Absolutely meaningless for Labour to apologise over the Gaza genocide while they're still literally holding people in prison for opposing it.